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Twisted. Cynical. Sarcastic. Veteran commuter (30+ years) Generally a poor example of humanity. But I would buy you a beer.

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@Slimparry @RussInCheshire A well-known tradition among beekeepers in many European countries in which bees would be told of important events in their keeper's lives such as births, marriages and departures and returns in the household.

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@ashleyfeinberg 1. You will believe any old pile of bollocks. 2. You don’t read properly. Pile of horse shit.

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@SlVANSOTT Ticketmaster’s algorithm drives up prices based on the volume of demand (the more applications for tickets, the higher the price). If you could find a way to throttle demand the price would stay lower. They’re making superprofits on the back of FOMO -people rushing to buy tickets

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@Isysuttie Was there a fiver in loose change in there? Or did that stay in the sofas?

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@Isysuttie Makes me lament the waste of my life expended in moving the sofas to clean up behind and under them 😂

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@wozz0 @JonathanPieNews This is where we are heading https://t.co/VthIR8vdMD

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@Yaltick321 @ShappiKhorsandi Lenin?

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@DeborahMeaden The person who put the ExLax in the tea isn’t drinking any…

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@Lucie_Fur99 This is why lessons in grammar are important. Try “Gemma Collins, posing with a donkey, looks slimmer than ever in a Versace swimsuit”.

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@RosieisaHolt As long as the kitchen isn’t being used to prepare food for public consumption, that’s OK…

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@M0kujin @Haggis_UK

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@IainPhilpott

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@HawddCwyno @Jacob_Rees_Mogg

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@InnovationMatt

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@hornytoad71 @MrsJenRemainer Salaries are offered in line with value of the individual’s skillset to the business - not the time and distance spent commuting. I don’t recall getting a salary increase following my move away from London and an additional hour on my commute each way.

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@Stokesy1966 @pinarellofish I was wondering why someone was posting pics of Jimmy Saville

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@virginmedia Thanks

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@virginmedia Is there some widespread problem with fibre broadband? I’m supposed to have 350mb service - it’s testing at 1.9 Mbps download! What is going on? Luton LU2

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@virginmedia Got a lot on at the moment. No time to do that and then restore all my settings. Work to do! I can live with what I’ve got at the moment.

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@virginmedia Up from 1.2 Mbps wired, 0.8 Mbps wireless an hour ago

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@virginmedia And 38 Mbps on wireless just now