Alexander The Meh

web dev, pixel pusher, API whisperer Crafting with PHP.
code 💻, coffee ☕, deploy 🌨️, repeat 🔁. DM for business

[R(R) @real1800splurge]

somewhere in your 20s or 30s you’ll get the opportunity to rebuild your life after a negative loop. its very important that you see that journey through

[PND | Pitchside News Desk @PeterNotDrury]

Chelsea might the only club in the world that gives its fans so much bragging rights…

[Alexander The Meh @fye_pro]

@SJohnsonSport BlueCo gotta go.

[Alexander The Meh @fye_pro]

@FabrizioRomano never thought I would be so emotional 🥺. What a player he is 👏🏻. am Chelsea fan btw

[Alexander The Meh @fye_pro]

@FabrizioRomano why not put your money where your mouth is, Liam?

[Alexander The Meh @fye_pro]

@paddypower lmao 😂😅

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

An amazing player.

Happy retirement, Oscar! 💙

[love drops @lovedropx]

The richest place to be is in someone's prayer

[Alexander The Meh @fye_pro]

@CFCMods @UTDTrey now you are just being mean 😂

[Alexander The Meh @fye_pro]

@Habtishgreat both their hairline and the soldiers follow the same strategy… a tactical withdrawal to the back of the head. lmao 😂

[Fico(Fan) @CFCFico]

I did

[Alexander The Meh @fye_pro]

@speedlinexx No way 😭😂

[eng lui @eng_lui_tme]

Ismokeweed

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Got an email from an Egyptian Prince. I fear it might be a pyramid scheme.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Cole Palmer is back like he never left 🥶

His first goal at Stamford Bridge this season 💙

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Captain. Leader. Legend.

Happy birthday, John Terry! 💙

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

That shot. That scream. That night.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea 🎶

#UCL

[Bridgways. @Bridgways]

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