Chanel Portia🌙

ᴄʜᴀᴄʜᴀ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ʟᴇᴏ, 𝟷sᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪᴠɪɴᴇ, ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ ᴏғ ʟᴏᴠᴇ &ᴀʙᴜɴᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ, ᴋʜᴀʟᴇᴇsɪ ᴏғ sᴇʟғ-ʟᴏᴠᴇ, ʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴇʀ ᴏғ sᴛɪɢᴍᴀ &ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴇ✨ ʟᴇᴏ☼ ᴛᴀᴜʀᴜs☽ ᴠɪʀɢᴏ↑

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

It really be like that 😂

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

@l_veislouder Thank you love!!

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

I forgot about this app. But life update:
Ya girl is married.

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

Ever since i announced my marriage status I’ve been getting random dms from guys. I’m not that kind of wife, fuck off.

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

Now i get it when women who are loud af “my man my man my man”
Clockeddd

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

I roll my eyes so hard every time this girl posts. Relax with the chat Gpt, sis.

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

Might FA & relocate to Europe

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

Bestie moved to Kailua!! Cloccccck it

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

I got 19 the other day too lmao but in her defense she was 80

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

Someone thought i was eleven years younger than my actual age & i just 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

Demi reminds me so much of someone i know lol yikes

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

Also red flag: only calls you to talk shit about their friends or if they need something

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

Jaxie boy is still around, too. 12 years strong 💪 🥹

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

Cat distribution picked me twice this year & I get it, I totally get it now.
Luna is my baby girl & Lilikoi is my pretty kitty✨
Lulu & Lili 💝

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

My inner child don’t like you anymore

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

Why do people have the hardest time cutting off people who were so awful to them

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

Ain’t nobody’s feelings hurt more than a loser who realizes you don’t want them bc they’re such a loser hahaha

Petty ass, watch yourself.

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

I love it here bc tell me why threads notifies my friends on IG what i write? I can’t shitpost in peace there

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

Bullshitting me is just playing yourself. Now look at you, out here looking stupid as fuck.

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

Today i got paid to take the kids to the movies & after that we all sang the Kpop Demon Hunter soundtrack 🤪

[Chanel Portia🌙 @fyeahitschacha]

Not the people renting boats from the military marina chasing turtles at the sandbar. She said “i was waving at the turtle”. BFFR