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Spaghettification cant be eaten

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

a car is a car. a job is a job. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr downplay your accomplishments.

[八羽 @aoiwa_88]

豆もやしのバルーンアートです。

[MickΞy M @mickeymrdt]

✨Interview di kantor pada hari ini:

🧝‍♂️Interviewer: Apa keahlian terbesar Anda?
🙎‍♂️Gw: Machine learning

🧝‍♂️Interviewer: Berapa 6 + 9?
🙎‍♂️Gw: 0

🧝‍♂️Interviewer: Salah. Jawabannya 15.
🙎‍♂️Gw: Jawabannya 15.

🧝‍♂️nterviewer: Berapa 4 + 20?
🙎‍♂️Gw: Jawabannya 15

Ada yang paham gk?? Ciakakakkaka

[dennis @basedondennis]

i have a serious case of untreated car autism and im not joking look At all the times i’ve doxxed all my oomfs cars

[DALT @alt_dirty]

この手の植民地ジョーク、大好物なのだが自国が当事者なだけに笑ったら道徳的に負けなので必死に笑いを堪えている

[Tanyarl 💚 @tanyakanrl]

💚 shampoo sachet ketinggalan di kamar mandi kolam renang udh biasa, tp iniii......

[☔ @Whotfismick]

POV: You're watching a movie on a bright day with the window open

[𝘬𝘰𝙗𝙞𝙡 @bukalakap]

When diajak temen ngopi:

[2番線 @liner_shade]

たぶん砂漠だろうな

デザートだけにっはっはっはっはっはっはっ
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[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

Selling my Porsche and I asked a potential buyer for proof of funds before he test drives it.

He responded with this:

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Each circle has a different story

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

I can see how they came up with pokemon

[J4mison @bocchifan16]

a girl no older than 10 came into my store. out of nowhere i heard her go "miku, miku, you can call me miku"
so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you name 15 miku songs?"
when she couldn't, i kicked her out. #GateKEPT