Midas Cache Ⓡ

[Logical VAR @mwonga_patrick]

In Bantu dialects a word can't end with a consonant

[Paul Muite SC @Paul_Muite]

People MUST resist Freehold Land being turned into Leasehold and oppressive TAXES imposed with the Land being auctioned upon failure to pay the those taxes.Objective is to disposess people of their Lands and turn them into labourers for the new owners.We have a CRIMINAL regime

[Midas Cache Ⓡ @fynch]

@KRACare I have been in formal employment but now seeing details of pending liability for which I have sent to KRA copies of P9's for the years stated but still unresolved for 7 days.- URGENT ESCALATION: [Incident: 260513-005395]/ PIN A007304619K

[Somebody's Son @Wa_gacanja]

@ntvkenya So DJ 38K atakuwa anabaki na 18K?

[Evil Unalaq. @okayyyyylaura]

Girl nobody looking at that giraffe.

[The Calvin Coolidge Project @TheCalvinCooli1]

🚨Report: The Bush family is planning to reclaim control of the Republican Party when the Trump presidency comes to an end

[Belawinski 🇰🇪🌊 @BELAWINSK1]

Assembly language 🥵🥵

[Jakonyango @Ja_Konyango]

Mheshimu fielder buana😂

[Rufas Kamau ⚡ @RufasKe]

Most of the MauMau fighters never met Kimathi. The guerilla warfare was marred by too much secrecy. In fact, women were more MauMau than men. They suffered most of the pain.

Over 90% of the MauMau rebellion was MauMau soldiers fighting fellow Kenyans.

As per records, about 17-63 Colonizers lost their lives to the rebellion. In contrast, hundreds of thousands of Kenyans died.

Here's the kicker.. Agents of the Imperial British East Africa Company (IBEAC) didn't want to continue paying taxes to the UK while they were doing all the work and living in Kenya. So, they did a hostile takeover and pushed for Kenya's independence.

Former IBEAC employees became settlers, investors, industrialists, and lobbyists. They benefited long-term. Follow the money.

They literally sold a million acres of Kenyan land to the Kenyan government.

There's literally no difference between the MauMau and Denzel who died believing Gen Z had breached parliament. They both died for the cause, but the fruits were never delivered.

Learn your history not from those who won.. but from those who were in the trenches.

[Matteo Franceschetti @m_franceschetti]

The AWS outage has impacted some of our users since last night, disrupting their sleep. That is not the experience we want to provide and I want to apologize for it.

We are taking two main actions:
1) We are restoring all the features as AWS comes back. All devices are currently working, with some experiencing data processing delays.
2) We are currently outage-proofing your Pod experience and we will be working tonight-24/7 until that is done.

More updates soon.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Catholic altar wine replaced after becoming a favourite in Kenyan bars https://t.co/JepcnMNZHQ

[ksa 🏴‍☠️ @kosa12m]

The dumbest person you know is currently being told “You're absolutely right!” by ChatGPT

[Mbogo ya Nduîki @WambuguWanjohi]

Also she is the most difficult person to sing "Happy Birthday" to.

[it's by deesign @KuntaKitten]

alice? who the fuck is alice?

[Taya Bass @travelingflying]

@elonmusk True

[tobi lutke @tobi]

4chan is suing the UK government over their speech laws. The opening is quite something.