kai

Numb

[kai @fynkai]

@praisedontbreak she weak.

[kai @fynkai]

not to nut on your parade but your eba dey fridge.

[kai @fynkai]

there’s a poster of hamzat and tinubu on the lasu epe main gate, and for some weird reason these student bodies have been posting ts constantly.

[kai @fynkai]

why do the most middle class niggas make being privilege their whole personality?

[kai @fynkai]

get in jor!!!!🎉🍾 ❤️🔥🥶

[Emmy @Emmy_362]

Betting has killed me 😭😭😭💔💔💔
Wetin I go tell my Mama Jesus 💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭
I was supposed to clear my fees as new university student but I wanted to get a little morning that I can use for transport and other things but God why always me Jesus my heart hurts 😭😭😭💔💔💔

[kai @fynkai]

lasu law students go repeat 2 white shirts and one black trousers for a month and would still be openly classist.

[Bibs Omo Obadeyi @BibilolaO]

If only you people drill Akanbi the way you drill GRV, we wouldn’t be in this mess.

The people you voted in are robbing the country blind but you are arguing urban planning and development with an architect whose job is JUST THAT!!!

Are you people cursed?

[kai @fynkai]

you see those settings where the richest guy is genuinely being worshipped.

[kai @fynkai]

the babe kept pulling back, felt like i was forcing her.

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

What’s your worst kissing experience?

[Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour @GRVlagos]

GRV DEBATES- ISSUE: 2/5
Connecting Ikorodu and the entire Lagos East:

The benefit of having interlinked belt roads to connect Lagos East far out weighs a 4th-mainland bridge.
1) It is cheaper to achieve.
2) It opens up the entire axis for development
3) It improves the interconnectivity of the eastern foreshore by giving people more options for movement .
#Ourlagos

[Babatunde Gbadamosi @BOGbadams]

In 2013, Governor @tundefashola commissioned the 1.68km Lekki-Ikoyi link Bridge and proudly announced that it had been fully funded by Lagos State taxpayers, at ₦29b ($195m).

Lagosians protested at the idea that a private company - LTC - which had NOT funded any part of the work, would now reap tolls where they sowed nothing.

It was the cost that immediately caught my attention, as I had followed - largely because of its engineering complexity - the construction of the 42km Qingdao Jiaozhou Bridge over the Jiaozhou Bay in China, which cost approximately $2.3b ($55m per km) in total.

The much, much shorter, and much less complex and technically challenging 1.68km Lekki-Ikoyi Link Bridge cost Lagosians $143m per km.

Let that sink in.

The Commissioner for Works that supervised that obvious mismanagement of public funds was @drobafemihamzat. Yes, the same one who is now waxing lyrical about a 100 page "promise" to Lagosians.

It was also Hamzat that supervised the signing of the Lagos Blue line construction contract which Fashola announced cost Lagos $1.2b, only for the contractor - CRCC - to announce to the Hong Kong Stock Exchange that they were paid $182m for the Blue AND Red lines!

Let me not talk about the huge loans obtained for all these projects, some of which are not completed to this day!

You can see just how experienced Hazmat is in mismanaging public funds for the benefit of his benefactors and to the detriment of the long suffering Lagos Taxpayers.

You see that 100 page kinikan promise he released yesterday?

If you allow them to rig him in with their AI Voters, you will realise that right now, as bad as Lagos actually is with bad roads, refuse, lack of water and so on, you are actually living in APC's version of paradise.

As experienced hands in the built environment sector, @GRVlagos and I will certainly not allow this kind of Waste, Mismanagement and Imprudence in delivering the multiple projects that we plan to.

Lagos can no longer afford it.

[Kaleb👨🏿‍💻 @kalebforjesus]

Some of una babes no love you reach that boys roommates.

[kai @fynkai]

“how will lagos afford it” questions asked to @GRVlagos after he said he’d deliver multiple units of subsidies housing to lagos, idk maybe the same way akpabio allegedly has 28 estates under his name.🤷🏿‍♀️ mind you lagos is the richest state in nigeria.

[kai @fynkai]

400L student on colos tries to kill himself in babcock student hostel.

[Channels Television @channelstv]

We want a cleaner Lagos, we want a safer Lagos, we want a more affordable Lagos, we want a Lagos that works for everybody, not just the privileged few. My manifesto and my activism before I got into politics has always stood with the people...

-Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour, Lagos State Governorship Candidate, ADC, speaking at the 2026 debate consortium

#LagosGovernorshipDebate
#LagosDecides
#NigeriaDebateConsortium

[kai @fynkai]

i don’t think democracy is the best thing for a country filled with ignorant illiterates like nigeria, the average low iq nigerian and i no suppose get the same voting right.

[kai @fynkai]

how are you poor and expensive??? i don’t understand women dawg.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

“I miss you”
You just want me to fuck you and it’s not going to happen

[nifemi🧚🏾‍♀️ @angryfemme06]

😹😹 carry your vote give tinubu again wo, una never even start to dey cry

[kai @fynkai]

i don’t think democracy is the best thing for a county filled with ignorant illiterates, the average low iq nigerian and i no suppose get the same voting right.