Goon Of The Cosmic Library

gynosexual space pirate ☠
Aquarius
ttrpg content game master and producer

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

How concerned should I be that my innermonolog has started to refer to myself as "we"

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

@netflix I litterally just un-paused you. Why do you fell the need to ask if im still watching?

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

Today I was called "bi girl cat nip"

Going to be riding that complement for a while

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

@vampergeist Lol they put yone's hair on him

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

A shot has rung out. The rooster calls and the worker turns over in bed. Outside the dawning of the day of reckoning for the shadows at the foot of the worker's bed. The shadows that whisper shallow dreams into there ear praying another hour of illusion, but the rooster has a gun

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

Yo
#spellbound on #Netflix is really ridiculously good

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

Every day the pull to becoming "the Fuck You" gets stronger while I'm still employed at this company

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

SPOILERS!!!
Part of the brilliance of #ArcaneSeason2 is how everyone expected him to become like dr.Doom or Altron, but the truth is that Victor became Dr.Manhatten

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

Adventure with there high powered rifle: This is Lilly, she's blow your brains out from 500 yards away

Same Adventure with there favorite bar wench: this is Lilly, her range is waaaaaay less than my guns

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

@GET_JlNXED Can we get silco and Vander as Orion and 16

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

@babybluezjinxed The void in the cosmology of leauge of legends seeks and assimilates life. The "wild runes" didn't appear until Victor's blood was introduced into the hex core and the greater hex gate. Leaking life into the arcane for the void to sniff out. It's ultimate goal is to silence all.

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

@babybluezjinxed Cus he saw the void and understood that it was using Victor as a way into the material plain

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

@meowwheeler He's been chosen by the void to make a way for the void to come into the material

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

@heartsofcinder ITS THE VOID

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

Sir,
Your cannot possibly be arguing that mashed potatoes are a soup

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

@Kenneth89625006 Liquids should never taste savory

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

I officially give up trying to understand why people like soup.
You weirdos are on your own!😡

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

Normalize giving your bros villan titles

"Dillon, the conqueror"
"Max, Saylor of kings"
"Sean, the tiger"

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

There once was a lady from Galthmai
Who lived on a cliff way up so high
If the candle burns bright
Ittl give you a fright
If you pay her a visit you'll die
@WorldsBeyondPod

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

Who Banished #pyramidsteve ???

[Goon Of The Cosmic Library @g00n_daddy]

Ok a Foot Race but you both have fome weapons and you can use them eny way you see fit to trip and fuck up the other guy.