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Dazai Osamu coded asf
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sometimes i skiddy some diddies 😤🎸

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

Saw the volleyball weeb movie and decided to do a doodle 🖤
Chibikyuu!!! The Dumpster Battle 🔥 🏐

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

Ngl I'm, like, actually lowkey scared Trump's never gonna leave the office. He's gonna Julius on his Caesar until he dictator perpetuus

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

The fact that this is the *top* search is so depraved y'all are sick 🥴

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

1. I didn't puke *in* the car I puked outside car while in the car

2. Yes they got married on the 4th of July, idk

3. I've been violently reminded why I stopped drinking and I'm not touching alcohol again until the next family wedding ✨

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

Put a finger down if you got so drunk at your nephew's wedding you puked in your mother in law's car 4 times

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

Tomorrow's my birthday which means Japan better win against Sweden or I'll kms 🥺🙏

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

Every time I get sick I have like at least 72 hours of denial

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

This disorder is do dumb. I just found out yesterday that one of my old friends died a little while ago bUT THEN Zach told me that I already knew, I just forgot. So now I have to be gutted about it twice 🥴🥴🥴🤙

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

@AliceBunnyland2 My high school calculus teacher did this one year then immediately got fired

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

I miss school so much. The rush of calculating the bare minimum work required and flippantly assuming I'll never get less than a 90% on any assignment ever is unparalleled

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

If I had a nickel for every time my mom texted me "Good morning!" Immediately followed by telling me someone died I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

Sometimes I gotta wash my hands three times in a row cuz the vibes were off the first two times

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

Sorry babes I can't go out tonight, I'm too busy getting my ass kicked by 8 year olds on hot wheels unleashed

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

I'm sorry, what kind of weather warning?

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

Me with keratoconus: 😡😡🤬😡

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

How many times do you think can I fuck up my left eye before I go blind

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

Me taking my stupid silly little eye drops every day: 😡😡😡

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

I *would* say I can't believe I broke my phone on my birthday but honestly at this point I expect nothing less

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

Putting mother's day and father's day a month apart is cruel and unusual punishment

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

Every time I try to watch Riverdale my TV kills itself

[HANA-chan 🌸 @g0mibaka]

I can feel myself slowly getting into K-pop and I hate myself for it