Dear @DHSgov/@SecMullinDHS,
I'm going to give away the secret to your comms. I should make you hire me for this information but I'm so sick of watching you fail to tell the story of DHS and President Trump's achievements, that you've left me absolutely no choice but to give it away.
America doesn't give a fuck about the names, faces or crimes of the people you deported. We don't care about their individual stories. We also don't care about anything you have to say on camera.
The only thing the American people want from you, is a daily update on TOTAL DEPORTATIONS THAT DAY, and a running count of TOTAL DEPORTATIONS since President Trump was sworn in.
We already know the border is shutdown. We don't mind you reminding us that zero crossings have happened in a year... but the only number that ANYONE wants to hear from you is HOW MANY DEPORTATIONS DAILY/WEEKLY/MONTHLY/YEARLY?
You're Welcome,
- "The Don of Comms"
Official transcript from the US Senate on May 30, 1866. Senator Jacob Howard, who introduced the 14th Amendment:
"This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens...”
SCOTUS got this ruling 100% wrong. A total travesty.
Kavanaugh is telling Congress they can pass a bill to fix birthright citizenship and it wouldn't violate the 14th Amendment
Just add this to the SAVE Act and pass it all
Development isn’t linear.
Some months you won’t notice much.
Then one day everyone asks, “When did they get so good?”
The answer:
They never stopped working while everyone else chased shortcuts and $5 tourney rings…
@YankeeSource He has no clue at the plate. He’s the king of striking out with a guy on third and less than 2 outs. He also loves to swing at the first pitch and pop out after the batter before him walks
@Christian_NYYST It’s fool’s gold though. He will follow any hot streak up with a 3 for 30, misplay a few grounders, and bounce throws a mlb shortstop should easily handle.