Fionn MacCoul

Easily amused since 1967.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

"What is your motto?"

BIDEN: Stay loyal
WARREN: Be true to yourself
BLOOMBERG: [mouth opens and money shoots out]

[Fionn MacCoul @g33kboi]

@catvalente NEED!!! 😍😍😍

[Maddison @MaddiYet]

This is my last chance to make a difference. Please share this with your network and get out and vote! #whatsyourexcuse @justinpjtrudeau @andrewjscheer @jagmeetsingh @MaximeBernier @liberalca @cpc_hq @ndp @peoplespca @CanadianGreens #cdnpoli #Elxn43 #canpoli

[Fionn MacCoul @g33kboi]

@lilithsaintcrow Feed on baristas? As an immortal vampire, you could probably afford to own an international chain of cafes that have a mermaid in its logo.

[Fionn MacCoul @g33kboi]

@glaad They/Them

[Fionn MacCoul @g33kboi]

@catvalente I’m calling it now. Warren and Booker 2020.

[Fionn MacCoul @g33kboi]

@Oatmeal @gameofkittens Ends the game. Player with this card wins. Cannot be diffused or noped. Because nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[Fionn MacCoul @g33kboi]

@AskCapitalOne Please consider this an official request to bring this feature back.

[Fionn MacCoul @g33kboi]

@AskCapitalOne Is the Combine Credit Cards service still available? I just paid off a high-interest card and want to combine it with my lower-interest card.

[Melanie #OneIssue @Lonestarmomcom]

For countless reasons, He’s unfit. Tell them. ——> Grassley 202-224-3744
Hatch 202-224- 5251
Graham 202-224- 5972
Cornyn 202-224- 2934
Lee 202-224-5444
Kennedy 202-224-4623
Cruz 202-224-5922
Sasse 202-224-4224
Flake 202-224-4521
Crapo 202-224-6142
Tillis 202-224-6342

[Fionn MacCoul @g33kboi]

@catvalente Share please?

[Johnny Firecloud @JohnnyFirecloud]

I just set my microwave to record Rachel Maddow

[Fionn MacCoul @g33kboi]

@lightyears Its obviously just trying to get home to watch @maddow

[Fionn MacCoul @g33kboi]

.@KelloggsUS Thank you for removing your ads from Breitbart News. As a LGBT person I’m grateful to see you stand up against hate.

[Fionn MacCoul @g33kboi]

Mazel Tov Cocktail would be a great name for a klezmer punk band.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

If you experience any issues when voting in the U.S. election, let us and @electionland know. Text TIMES to 69866.

[Fionn MacCoul @g33kboi]

The latest Firefly Cargo Crate is filled with inevitable betrayal. #firefly #lootcrate https://t.co/2hojV7CjOY

[Fionn MacCoul @g33kboi]

Tonight’s trivia team name: Nasty Women and Bad Hombres

[Fionn MacCoul @g33kboi]

@catvalente I hope you will always speak your mind and not let the bullies win. #leadbyexample #benasty