Sara Wilburn

Sanguine. Misanthropic. Perfectionist. A g33k for all seasons.

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

Am I the only one completely frustrated by the @tacojohns website?! Not a single item has a full list of the actual ingredients, some just reference combos. I know what a combo is...what I don't know is which items are hiding that wretched nacho cheese!!

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

@BQQuinn @kumailn Obviously Deadwood wins cocksucker ;)

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

Beyonce spotted in the wild...well Des Moines IA. @TheBloggess #knockknockmf

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

HBO is on point, HP: Order of the Phoenix is on. If you made a mashup of OotP & Idiocracy would it be tragedy or documentary? @jk_rowling

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

Sean Spicer @PressSec is a walking, talking facepalm. Do tell, is there also a secret plan to fight inflation?

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

Hey @pesto81 I just realized you're in the same city as Impractical Jokers...if you ever, you know, run into Q put in a good word ;)

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

Wine confession, glass # 1: I have a crush on @BQQuinn from Impractical Jokers

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

The song should have been "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be inconsiderate a∗∗holes"

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

Guys, I just realized that "Panem" backwards is "me nap". #mockingjaypt2

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

Started to make a Drafter reference to my 3yo: "if I didn't see it (get lost), I can't fix (find) it" #nerdmomproblems @BurningBunnies

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

Exited for new cinnamon bun @Oreo flavor, sadly we got shorted four cookies ... https://t.co/NpDGuIG3GM

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

OH@work: "Make sure it's a guy with a rack."
Gotta love trucking terminology ;)

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

@pesto81 I agree, there has to be a line somewhere or no great literature will even be possible in the future. I'll stick to my standards.

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

@pesto81 ∗facepalm∗ I /suppose/ it /might/ generate interest so that they'd read the real thing some day...maybe ∗shudder∗

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

Whoops, forgot to share the picture...thanks again @dsm_RoxyHeart

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

I've not very stylish normally, am I wearing it right? Thanks lovely @dsm_RoxyHeart for the weeping angel scarf! Miss you, love your face!!!

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

Wow, that has to be the worst way to sum up a book on YOUR OWN best seller list. Not cool @nytimesbooks, not cool.
<3 <3 @TheBloggess <3 <3

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

#Eatlikeyoumeanit @Hardees, where our ad team thought Idiocracy was a documentary rather than a scary satire.

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

#eatlikeyoumeanit because @Hardees got what cavemen crave.

[Sara Wilburn @g33kxx]

#TexMexBacon, because we didn't want to make a sand volleyball ad with people who ACTUALLY eat our ridiculously oversized burgers @Hardees