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[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

wiping meta off the face of the planet is strictly a net positive for humanity

[Myles @MylesRinSF]

Dude if any of us punch a coworker in the face we’re getting fired and going to jail lmao wtf is he talking about

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Lakers win by 4. Bronny scored 5 points.

Lakers literally do not win this game without LeBron having sex.

[Dale Stark @DaleStarkA10]

Soldiers should know better. You’re only allowed to do this if you’re a member of congress.

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

MJ need to get up outta Bron’s chair first

[Gerry DeFilippo @Challenger_ST]

I know LeBron is an incredibly polarizing athlete, but even still

Seeing a guy still be so incredibly, top .01% explosive at age 41 is INSANE to me

We will never see something like this again https://t.co/xSLsZJH8k5

[AA ⚡️ @AAStack]

“Nobody wants to work anymore.”

Wrong.

People just do not want to:

- Work 60 hours and still be broke
- Miss their kids growing up
- Get raises smaller than inflation
- Save in a currency printed out of thin air
- Answer emails on weekends
- Get replaced the second margins get tight
- Spend half their paycheck on rent
- Need debt just to survive
- Watch groceries, insurance, and housing go up faster than their income

People do not hate work.

They hate giving everything and getting nowhere.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

LeBron year 23 dunk montage

[@kp_official1 on IG @kp_official_1]

Putting things into perspective like this should be enough to make people revolt

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

[Culter Dei Snapdragon @_cream_gravy]

You weren't there
Nobody played like this

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Dwight Howard is gone.
D-Wade is gone.
Duncan is gone.
T-Mac is gone.
Pierce is gone.
Manu is gone.
Shaq is gone.
Nash is gone.
Melo is gone.
Kidd is gone.
CP3 is gone.
Dirk is gone.
Ray is gone.
Yao is gone.
KG is gone.
AI is gone.
LeBron is averaging 21, 6, & 7 at age 41.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

In A Quiet Place (2018), John Krasinski insisted the opening prove the rule instead of explain it. The studio pushed back on how harsh it was, but he kept it. One small sound, one instant consequence, and the movie never has to repeat itself.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

LEBRON IS FREAKING 41

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Talented?

I think you mean Happy Birthday to 4x MVP, 4x Finals MVP, 4x NBA Champ, Olympic MVP, All-Time Leading Scorer, 21x All-Star, 21x All-NBA, ‘08 Scoring Champ, 2020 Assist Champ, The GOAT, The King, The Chosen One, Captain LeMerica, LePookie, my only sunshine, LEBRON JAMES

[Blockhead @BlockheadNYC]

Imagine if Jake Paul getting knocked out was the first domino to fall in things finally taking a turn for the better in the world.

[Tôryk BirdThrowa @Torykbirdthrowa]

"if the truth will kill them, let them die"
-Immanuel Kant

[TheeDreadGod @TheeDreadGod]

Tipping is so popular in America because the government knows y’all are stupid enough to blame the worker instead of the company that refuses to pay them.

[zhopamine @zedchrmsm]

you guys are laughing but in 20 years, there's going to be a major class divide in intellectual development