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[DeepSeek Harness @DeepSeekHarness]

https://t.co/gwwIHtyCRQ

[kgadi♠️ @Kgadi_yaMoloto]

Uneducated parents in the 90’s raised engineers, lawyers, doctors, teachers, and other professionals. Yet, educated parents nowadays are raising street idiots and disrespectful, trashy children😭

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is my type of humor

[PhDounia 🎓 @PhDounia]

Tellement ça 😂

[Alice Mills @millsalice144]

The word, bed, is shaped like a bed.

[Alpha Mindset @alphamindset05]

“Don't try to change people. Reject them as they are.”

— Nicole Machiavelli

[shipra @shipranotes]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high.

[whisky @scarsandstarsx]

i need every cat on this planet to be happy forever

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

“Support small businesses” = pay $7 for a coffee made by a fаggot

[S.S.Lazio @OfficialSSLazio]

16' | 1-3

FLORIANIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! IL GOL E' BUONO!!!

[Guido Olivares🇮🇹 @Guidolino8]

Pastore: “27 ottobre 1922: iniziano le operazioni della Marcia su Roma che di lì a pochi giorni porterà #Mussolini al suo primo governo (tra i più strenui oppositori, il socialista #Turati).

27 ottobre 2026: in Sassuolo-Lazio primo gol in Serie A di Romano Floriani Mussolini, segnato al portiere Turati”

[gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios]

hoje é o dia da conscientização do gato preto 🐈‍⬛🖤

[Veloria🐬 @veloriahq]

“𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘵, 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴... 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴.”

— 𝘈𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘴

[Sebastián Ramírez @tiangolo]

I'm losing ctrl

[Alex Goldberg @GoldbergCFC]

Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆

[internet archiva @internetarchiva]

Wait for the smoothest car transition ever

[Slutzy Putzy @putzisbackbaby]

YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END