Greg Wilkerson

[AC  @ACinPhilly]

Sounds like she said Everglade National Park, not Everglades. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #WheelofFortune

[Smokies Life @Smokies_Life]

We're pleased to announce that, as of today, February 1, we will operate under a new name and brand identity: Smokies Life. Though GSMA was originally founded as an association in 1953, our work today surpasses what that word can convey. Learn more: https://t.co/bQZrLqvWpD

[Greg Wilkerson @g3rg]

@SmartLess had Paul Anka on and didn’t talk to him about singing Smells Like Teen Spirit?!?!

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I didn't know what else to do so I edited Jar Jar Binks into the end of Obi Wan Kenobi.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

“I’ve decided THIS should be on the pardon list, if that’s still in the works.”

[Star Wars @starwars]

What do you know of this blade? #TheBookOfBobaFett

[Orbit Books @orbitbooks]

We're giving away the complete Books of Babel series by @BancroftJosiah!

Retweet this tweet & follow @orbitbooks to enter.

US ONLY. Ends 11/19/21 5:00pm EDT. Rules: https://t.co/jlDVNJnIeZ

[Greg Wilkerson @g3rg]

@jakewright1996 says instead of switching to a permanent Daylight Savings Time, we should move to a system where we readjust the clocks every day so the sun is always setting at around 10 p.m.

[Jake Wright @jakewright1996]

Incredible time of year in the mountains. 🍁🍂🐿

[Norah Jones @NorahJones]

Norah’s first-ever holiday album, I Dream of Christmas, will be released October 15th! Listen to the album’s opening track, Norah’s original “Christmas Calling (Jolly Jones)” out now! ❤️

Listen: https://t.co/Xc9jKCEE4v
Pre-order: https://t.co/XilAzGWf3B

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

It’s always #HotGirlSummer for my husband, Carl 💝 Happy birthday my love!

[Greg Wilkerson @g3rg]

I want to join the Danebury Metal Detecting Club.

[Greg Wilkerson @g3rg]

Does anyone want to talk about that time in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol when Sawyer jumped off the roof and threw a palm-sized gadget at the ground that turned into a flimsy instant inflatable catchy thingamabob?

[Greg Wilkerson @g3rg]

If I had two wishes I’d end world hunger and then get @Fritolay to bring back BBQ Fritos! The real ones, not the twists! If I only had one wish, uuhhhh...

[Grand Canyon NPS @GrandCanyonNPS]

The NPS, in cooperation with the Arizona Game and Fish Department, seeks skilled volunteers to assist with the removal of bison on the North Rim of Grand Canyon National Park in the fall of 2021. Interested parties should carefully read this announcement: https://t.co/26i4M4pGOH

[Greg Wilkerson @g3rg]

Good job Nature Valley! Problem solved! I mean, I’m not going to do it because it sounds like a lot of work, but otherwise...fixed!

[Greg Wilkerson @g3rg]

I understand the need to discharge static electricity before fueling, but why is there a picture of Emperor Palpatine?

[Greg Wilkerson @g3rg]

Uh, so the Avengers don’t get paid?

[Greg Wilkerson @g3rg]

@BancroftJosiah I had to look up the word “hippodrome.”

[Greg Wilkerson @g3rg]

As a rule I like to eat healthy, but not as a strict rule, more like a rule I follow when it’s convenient or sometimes not at all, like the Code of the Pirate Brethren or the Sith Rule of Two.