glenn

many of you are like Alfie

[glenn @g3shmoigen]

gonna make a thread of my favorite dog pics

[lil seltzer @Pretty_MexStar]

indeed must be balling the applications up and shoving it up they ass

[siren crave @sirencrave]

just zara larsson drawing a square with her ass

[KurisuPoster @KurisuPoster]

How it feels to press “no thanks” to donating at the self-checkout:

[dick genital @dick_genital]

My bitch girlfriend broke up with me just because I have eczema and athlete’s foot and ringworm and jaundice and plaque psoriasis and scabies and pinkeye and diabetic thrush and diphtheria and whooping cough and jock itch and leprosy

[📁 @dykemedla]

Zach Fox dressed up as a officer dancing to boo’d up by Ella Mai reaction video

[mega mawile shady facts @p444pibones]

Everything shower before first official shift at new job bc you never know

[𝐒𝐭✰𝐫 ⧗ ᗢ @wandastark828]

MJ is better than me cause I would’ve pulled his pants down and shown him a brand new day

[riri @rirriiiriri]

“I’d take a bullet for my wife” how about you take out the trash ngga

[sam @drugmoneyradio]

how yeat sounds when ur not 15 anymore

[~ @H3ll0KittyGal]

Still I rise fuck nigga

[. @wwv0ujv]

I wanna get drunk and makeout

[‎onnaaa @onnawuv]

"hey i dont want to date u. but lets flirt a lot and ill be upset if u talk to other guys" love it

[glenn @g3shmoigen]

Not even impressed or interested in a man who has pets because they’ll respect any being besides a woman and it will become glaringly obvious