bojack whoresman

tangled fog of pulsating yearning (they/them)

[bojack whoresman @g3shy]

id fall for a booby trap. i love boobies.

[penne @pennannae]

sometimes i go to microwave things and im like what if i am accidentally microwaving 16 forks instead of my food

[han @heymorewords]

it’s the type of weather today in nyc that makes you wish you were dead

[elliott @elliott_green_]

they should invent a restaurant where you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

The texts I leave my loved ones during my lunch break

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

you gonna suck whatever i pull out these spongebob boxers

[rip chasedbywasps @chasedbywasps]

for sale. hot dog. mustart ketchup

[dawn @rundry]

Your penis was never meant to exist. Your penis was an accident

[alxndr @alexaldente]

Hi ability to never look sweaty or unpolished in literally any weather condition is crazy

[smosh ❯❯ base @smoshbase_]

SmoshCast community post

"We booked!! Frank and Joe from the Basement Yard joins us on the pod tomorrow! 🎙️"

[Karl Smith, CFA (Level 1 Candidate) @wallstreetkarl]

Yeah I work at Gay P Morgan

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Damn New York is amazing right now last night Mamdani tucked me in and brought me some sleepytime tea.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

new york is such a unique place because what do you mean the twice-failed republican nominee for mayor curtis sliwa is representing the iheart radio float at nyc pride

[pretzel bread @juniperwife]

rip charlie but we on that newkirk 🙌👼❤️

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

It’s scary being a Jew in New York City. Sometimes groups of bearded men in all black chase me down shouting “Are you Jewish???”

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

Boobs on the Ground Journalism

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

I’m in the wedding planning subreddit and this seems like a bit of an overreaction

[assorted goods & sundries @maywrence]

apparently he just fucking ate her in the original script, i've been laughing my ass off at this for like the past 5 minutes

[Thumbs @punishedthumbs]

We mostly just set up our scene partners for really funny punchlines