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tyler. if I ask you if you're British, it's illegal for you to lie

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Happy Halloween!

I love found-footage horror films, warts and all. But more than that, I'm fascinated by genuine found footage.

So on this spookiest of days, I researched one of my favorites:

The Redwood City Arsonist

AFAIK, this thread is the fullest single summation of it.

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@kaeganmc That's right

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half of the OKC courtside fans look like youth pastors who have fought or are fighting allegations

[Dan @dankgdl]

Armenians in LA drive black BMWs and Iranians in LA drive white BMWs and theyre constantly trying to sabotage each other’s cell phone accessory kiosks like spy vs spy

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@yeathatonesonme @forcefemfatale Nope

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@MargBarAmerica Nothing like a first-pancake engagement announcement

(congrats to both of you!)

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@ABrandNewDayAFC @metroadlib No

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@slothanova Resurrection's supremely underrated

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@magnifymedia yeah, this one was pretty crazy https://t.co/AphLA64iER

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

Homer was our Everyman, before MAGA.
missing those nostalgic days.

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@dougmydimmadome @Char_Addams @danieltkelley What are you even trying to say?

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@kevinjhosein This is a real character who exist!

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@bethbourdon @stevenfellows @PhishPhry84 @GrapevinePolice nah Beth, it’s straight to the gulag posthaste

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@stevenfellows @PhishPhry84 @GrapevinePolice No one’s sending him to prison

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…And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Slop

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@stevenfellows @PhishPhry84 @GrapevinePolice The people who drink that water

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@iosif_lazaridis @TiltingatM3 You are a loser

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@seanhutchison @nabeelqu @GrantaMag https://t.co/VO2eHyjRSi

[conq @serialsevens]

@cwfcreatives The author's headshot is also AI-generated?? How did this get past them

[Paul Reed @Bball_paul]

That moment when yoaccidently tgouch hands with another boy

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@eshaLegal @davidfrum The man who sold the Iraq war would never be dishonest

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

Me whenever I remember I have a can of Monster in the fridge