gBTC ✳️

Bitcoin, but greener.

Join the green cult ✳️

oGU32wdsj9uF8mg6Te3PAjrDr7rxjc6X9htamSigBTC

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

faded solana:oGU32wdsj9uF8mg6Te3PAjrDr7rxjc6X9htamSigBTC ?

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

we're aware that the bubblemaps show 50% cluster on some refreshes and 47% on others.

Please keep refreshing until it shows the proper data.

thank you.

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

POV: you realize the dev actually burned his private key and can never touch his solana:oGU32wdsj9uF8mg6Te3PAjrDr7rxjc6X9htamSigBTC again.

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

you in 1 hour
you in 1 day
you in 1 week
you in 1 month
you in 1 year
you in 1 decade
you forever

solana:oGU32wdsj9uF8mg6Te3PAjrDr7rxjc6X9htamSigBTC

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

ca starts with oG and ends with gBTC but it's still a pumpfun coin. how? idk ask the dev.

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

gBTC rot.

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

BREAKING: dev told his son he was going out to get milk 3 hours ago.

Still no update.

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

Bitcoin, but greener

$gBTC

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

how did you hold your $gBTC for so long?

me:

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

when you're gonna make it: "he had insider info"

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

the only time I’m choosing orange over green.

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

you have no excuse

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

average CT guy: “I just got drained for $1M and I have no idea how. Everything was on a cold wallet.”

how it happened:

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

I know this is gonna flip the orange bitcum but I can't prove it.

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

Women: “I don’t trust her, I’ve only known her for 6 years.”

Meanwhile, men are betting the future of finance and their life savings on a random internet myth.

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

BREAKING: Pumpfun’s “co-founder” but totally-not-founder-for-tax-and-lawsuit-reasons was spotted in Tel Aviv.

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

who's the second guy already?

[gBTC ✳️ @gBTCpump]

“Life is full of hard choices.”

The hard choices in question: