hammers rodriguez

sunkist enjoyer

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

today i saw someone ride their scooter down the o-bahn, and no one wants to talk about it

[Rob @robrousseau]

I'm just glad I don't live in a dictatorship but a free democracy where every few years I can vote for a different banker or lawyer or landlord that represents the vast network of powerful corporate interests that controls every aspect of my life from cradle to grave

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

the germans have a word for everything but 'the phenomenon of trying to atone for your country's greatest sins by overcorrecting to the extreme and inadvertently supporting the current series of atrocities'

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

congrats to elan sleazebaggano in his electoral victory as israel's new glup shitto

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

growing up in the outer suburbs was knowing far too many young women who thought chris brown would never do to their anonymous ass what he did to rhianna

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

georgie purcell being a member of the 'save the butterflies' party is pretty funny when you remember her boyfriend is the federal minister for pulling the wings off butterflies

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

nice argument. however i have already portrayed myself as the frasier episode with ted danson and you as the becker episode with kelsey grammer

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

first dentist to fix jurgen klopp's american teeth so he can actually pronounce 'trivago' is going to make a fortune

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

spend five minutes of facebook and you'll realise there is zero legitimacy behind the 'men's loneliness epidemic'. shut up and follow through with the dying off part of an epidemic already

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

my dream is to get waited on by the help in 50 different countries before i'm 50 #wanderlust

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

the newspapers reporting on a climate of fear-inducing political extremism reminds me of the time i got dragged to a nightclub and all these rich kids were singing along to 'killing in the name'. like cousin, you ARE the machine, who the fuck are you raging at?

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

the french burn their cities to the ground when there's not enough cream in their eclair. australians despise all form of protest because it might make the cbd fake email job class late as they drive their killdozer 3000s around all the closed roads

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

the bit in red dwarf where rimmer repaints all the ship's walls from ocean grey to military grey really preempted the millennial homeowner and their hard-on for banality

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

thinking about that little quebecois john candy-looking fellow

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

one of my favourite film genres is going to the pub and half watching a movie playing on the tv with no sound

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

not enough songs on the radio these days about how siam's going to be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

being an association football fan in australia is the pits. do i support some soulless mcfranchise in the summer, or a bunch of deeply bigoted diaspora fuckwits in the winter?

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

when i was a kid i thought john lennon was singing 'come together right now alderney' because that was his favourite character from the wombles as well

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

@bigchoppersteve you might be telling on yourself with this one champ

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

dr super jimtendo chalmers

[hammers rodriguez @gIenallen]

@marnievinall yet again, afl hq demonstrating that no one - not even meatheads from the east coast who call it 'gayfl' - has as low an opinion of afl fans as the league itself