I save lives, ship code, and make things disappear.
🪄 Magician (DM to Book) • 🏰 Disney Adult • 💻 Laravel/Vue • 🐧 I use Arch, btw • 🚑 EMS • 🦅 Eagle Scout
☘️🚑 Happy St. Patrick's Day from a 24-hour ambulance shift.
Ambulance lights are red,
Shamrocks are green,
Someone please have an extra Jameson for me 🥃
#StPatricksDay#EMSLife
Just spent 5 hours fighting with @Xfinity support over a replacement remote. My phone rings with an unknown number. Maybe it's Comcast calling back, I think...
"Hi, this is Michael with Publisher's Clearing House."
🧵👇
Him: "Well it's none of your business and you're not a lady, sir." click
My man hung up on ME. I got rejected by a scammer. On Pi Day. After Comcast already took five hours of my life.
@SwiftOnSecurity Just went to the science center website (@CarnegieSciCtr) to see what was playing in omnimax. And I see there's a 21+that event tonight all about hacking, physical & digital. Why didn't I know this sooner?
@adamhattan just saw your Instagram story from epcot. I know already met you & @oohgaryc last Dec in front of Pop, but I'm still a little sad we didn't cross paths again today