The GoofTroupe! 😎👍

3 tour Ice War vet
Deserter :) catch me if you can!
DM for hydrogen-3 mining opportunities

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@VK_HM @willmenaker

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Lmaooo just hijacked a drone supply-shuttle en route to the front and it was full of rations... those MFs were about to get ICE CREAM? ON EUROPA? Like here's your last meal before entering once more into the breach asshole 🤣 #deserterlife

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u ever think about titties TOO much??

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kinda fucked up whales can’t breathe water

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Hey, does anyone on Europa this weekend wanna hit up the methane volcanoes? I'm pretty sure the unit I deserted from is fighting at least 300 clicks from there , so no worries they send the enforcer-drones just for one little party shuttle :D 🎉

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oh my god never choose to live in a cave it's very bad. thank GOD i now live, fight, and bleed on that celestial icy satellite of Jupiter, Europa! : - )

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the hands on a clock spin, faster and faster. shot of time lapse clouds before a sunset

The leaves turn brown and fall, then to mush and back to the roots.

Years.. since the pandemic goblin posting began.. and now the prophecy is true.. i live in a cave #manifestinggoneright

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tweet sent from I'd guess around 3 or 4 feet underground

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[Cheekily sneaking out of my inflated barracks to stash a 6-pack of Ceres-brew amidst an ice bank created by the howling wind on Europa] 😎👍 awwww yeah, thermal conductivity and gravity, this is one happy belt-boy

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“like ok u think im bitch made and also stupid? will my check cash? great im gonna go drool on a roblox bye” - @gOOFtROUPE

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No one:

Literally not a single soul:

Guy who made Mount Rushmore:

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any competent municipal government is killing Clifford the Big Red Dog on sight

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endorsing the linkedin skills of all my exes

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oops

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This feels racist

[regular sized ackman @pleas4nt]

If there was a contest for most perfect sweetie, you would come in 2nd because you lack the ruthless drive it takes to be top dog

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I AM A STURGEON DOCTOR HAN

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illuminaughty

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i think i knew u in a pabst life

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finna fuck around

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JEFF VAN GUNDY: It's going to be interesting to see how the deep state pushes the Chinese lab-leak narrative here without explaining why we're making bioweapons at all, let alone in China. You remember the CIA anthrax after 9/11?

MARK JACKSON: Gabrielle Union. MAMA. All respect.