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Like Candy from a babe!

[Ｇａｉｕｓ @gSweetNothings]

ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʀᴏʙʙᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɢᴇ ᴏʀ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ, ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ɪᴛ.
ᴜɴꜰᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ, ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ɢᴜʏꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴏᴜʙʟᴇ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʀᴅ.

#FERP #FEARP

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"You don't think I'd get in trouble for not paying taxes right?"

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@prankstercleric Nearly tripping as he heard her words.

He quickly made a break for his quarters, ransacking his place trying to find some loose treats.
A while passes with his quarters looking like it was broken into his eyes laid on his sealed box which held some special treats within.

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@AwokenTactix Who popped Bubbles!?

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@prankstercleric A bead of sweat appears on him as she confront him about that.

"I must have moved it around! after all I'm basically a walking pinata, say why don't you stay here and I'll bring you something."

Slowly tries to remove himself from the situation.

[Ｇａｉｕｓ @gSweetNothings]

@GRAYACOLYTE "Seren huh? Nice to meet you. I'm Gaius but best do yourself a favor and not stick to close to me."

Taking a bite off his apple, a wide smile perks up on his face enjoying it.

"Delicious! The caramel really does compliment the apples natural sweetness."

[Ｇａｉｕｓ @gSweetNothings]

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but does that also count caramel apples?"

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@prankstercleric Thinking back on it, He already ate the lollipop which is why he couldn't resist the temptation of unguarded candy.

"You know Princess, being pat down like this reminds me of my youth. Maybe it'll be easier if I get it for you myself."

A bluff to buy time of course.

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I look away for a bit and people were really out here eating grass.

I always knew you all were a crude bunch with no sense of taste

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@prankstercleric Charades up, there's no escaping her iron grip, best to tread carefully...

"Look Princess you have to calm down for a bit... Here If you reach into my chest pocket you can have this lollipop I was saving for myself."

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"So many Robins out there, they're basically a flock What do you call a flock of Robins? But I guess for me it would be a group of Bubbles"

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"Tch, I might need to buy more sewing materials when I get the chance. Gotta add more pockets to my clothes."

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@prankstercleric There was no mistaken it, that shrill voice, that angry tone it was none other than the owner of this assortment of treats.

"Oh hey Princess, you really shouldn't leave candy lying around, someone might take it".

The bandit tried to play innocent to not incur her wrath.

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@prankstercleric "Delicious!"

Munching on some candy from a pouch he found unguarded.

"Imagine being the sucker who misplaced this tasty treat. They got good taste for this assortment of snacks."

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@Of_Indigo_Skies 🍭yoo me too, i miss those days so much, i miss KagePro a lot in general.

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The hard part isn't taking candy from the baby, no the hard part is making them shut up.

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"̵A̵ ̵l̵i̵f̵e̵ ̵g̵u̵a̵r̵d̵?̵ ̵b̵u̵t̵ ̵I̵'̵m̵ ̵n̵o̵t̵ ̵a̵t̵ ̵t̵h̵e̵ ̵b̵e̵a̵c̵h̵ ̵t̵h̵i̵s̵ ̵i̵s̵ ̵a̵ ̵b̵a̵t̵h̵t̵u̵b̵"̵

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Hey Blue just had a stroll in the nearby town and I saw some things that caught my eye, That uh may go missing suddenly one day.

[Ꮯʜʀᴏᴍ @TheYlisseExalt]

What are you trying to do Gaius?

[Ｇａｉｕｓ @gSweetNothings]

You know Blue for a noble, you really set the bar low.

That said meat is great to eat, I really like a slow roasted... sweet glazed ham...

...

Where was I? right peaches. We can make something with peaches probably a pie or cobbler if we got the ingredients for it.