cuckoo （bird)

i was the funniest person on the internet once

[cuckoo （bird) @g_M5pr]

@richoffwhores @thebeamerboyyy @moekaboobs What? Are you mad or something I wasn't even talking to you?

[cuckoo （bird) @g_M5pr]

@pykecore @moekaboobs EXACTLY what made me post this!

[cuckoo （bird) @g_M5pr]

@lax3658 @moekaboobs We have outgrown any need for men that once existed. We have developed superior methods of doing literally every single thing that men were once useful for. Sorry not sorry that you can't handle reality!

[cuckoo （bird) @g_M5pr]

@throwaway2028 @moekaboobs Idk by talking about what matters to me (myself)? Try having some self respect sometime

[cuckoo （bird) @g_M5pr]

@thebeamerboyyy @moekaboobs Go ahead get to the punchline

[cuckoo （bird) @g_M5pr]

@MrPacifist22 @moekaboobs What are you even talking about? How about you think before speaking.

[cuckoo （bird) @g_M5pr]

@AvtoKala47 @moekaboobs Oh god forbid I make a joke now. Sensitive crybabies.

[cuckoo （bird) @g_M5pr]

@Jsaff39 @moekaboobs You have a problem with me speaking rationally about very normal preferences to have? Are you incapable of seeing past your own excessive emotions about this?

[ghostluvr83 @ghostluvr83]

men’s nudes are like actual gore im serious

[𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝕶𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖌𝖊 @themostazezo]

With women's health, you don't always know if something is life threatening. Common symptoms such as nausea or fatigue are symptoms for an imminent heart attack in women. But to you these deaths are a price you're willing to accept.

[Nem @Nemzsi]

oh yeah im sure your last gf was a crazy psycho bitch with bpd and low self esteem and it had nothing to do with the way you treated her

[Ivy. @tomfordblues]

Going out again tonight for “quick drinks with friends”

[brrrr b @huskpupz]

what are these interdimensional cable ass videos i'm getting bro

[mae stingray, the loneliest poet @MaeStingray]

ch5 spoilers maybe

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Brazilian psychic with over 24 million followers has predicted a mass alien invasion during the Brazil vs. Scotland World Cup match tonight.

[RYAN ★ @carrawaytism]

pisses me right off when people start mocking the names of australian towns because they are ALWAYS WITHOUT FAIL indigenous names. like fuck off actually . One google search even.

[Nigerian American Helena Troy-She/They @AdaNore44]

Some of you need to become very okay with the idea that feminism is a form of disobedience. I want for some of you to understand that fighting for your rights to be seen as a human being is a form of disobedience in this misogynistic patriarchal capitalistic society

[cuckoo （bird) @g_M5pr]

@JacksonMs601_ @Voidsspace women put on weight all over due to chronic inflammation from the stress men put them through. they're still moving around. men grow big fat disgusting pot bellies because they eat 5 servings of food at a time and then fall asleep on a couch watching tv. so yeah, exactly