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I'm mostly joking, most of the time

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Today my coworker asked me if I liked Logic (the rapper), and I responded by detailing the importance & my love for logic (the reasoning)

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I just don’t understand why there are commercials for Jesus

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You just have to have had an existential crisis at 14 when it came out, like I did

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Give me a few vodka sodas and I’ll try and argue that Sigh No More by Mumford & Sons could be a religious experience for you too

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I cannot express the depth of self hatred I feel whenever my Facebook memories is one of those “notes” with a bunch of personal questions & 13 year old me took it as an opportunity to be emo

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Ate grapes under the table at midnight because I’ll participate in any dumb harmless activity

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I’ve reached the point in my breakup that I turned on Olivia Rodrigo (it only took six months)

[trash jones @jzux]

my panic doesn’t “attack” per se. it just sort of shows up and i say hey come on in

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Never thought I’d be in bed before 1am on thanksgiving eve watching season one of kitchen nightmares… but man the years start comin & they don’t stop comin

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Crocheting hats is my new personality

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Every single woman on the Golden Bachelor is hotter than I am

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Wow guys idk how it happened but I’m now obsessed with (eu) football and David Beckham (I watched the documentary)

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I fell asleep tucked into a friend made air mattress bed. I woke up on the floor wishing I didn’t have texting capabilities on my cell phone

[trash jones @jzux]

therapy isn’t enough. i need to run my brain through the dishwasher

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Nothing brings me more joy than coming home after a long day of work and rubbing heads with my cat

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I hit a wiffle ball farther than 3 of my male friends today and I simply will never shut up about it

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It fucks me up that as a society we used to celebrate by dancing formally together and now all we have is the Macarena and Cotton Eyed Joe

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I don’t have work tomorrow and I’m about to start a book at 11PM. Someone dare me to sleep before I finish it

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I’m so terrified that one day I’ll accidentally post to my main instead of my close friends on insta & then everything will be over for me

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Finished the first book of a series only to immediately spoil the rest of the books

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@Amasttt That’s what I call you