Gabby

[Gabby @g__eye_]

NY Wall Street boys are like a pasta dish in a Mexican restaurant. Looks good on paper but pretty terrible when u try it

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

Can’t stop the intrusive vision in my head of Roman and Kendall Roy screaming into iPhones, trying to get out of the mudlogged Burning Man.

[Gabby @g__eye_]

the versatility of chicken eggs is quite astounding. it can be a little being OR a frittata!!!!

[Gabby @g__eye_]

@jtrebach cant explain it but the pancreas would be such a WILD night out

pancreas: “did that bitch just bump into me”

me: pls no pancreas it’s fi-

p: feel my FUCKING WRATH

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

“It’s from both of us.”-Lauren Sanchez

[Gabby @g__eye_]

u know i thought my neighbor was cool but i hear her go out AFTER 11 PM and now i just think she’s a monster

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Waiting for my boyfriend to get off a work call so I can show him a funny tweet

[Gabby @g__eye_]

i’m done with Better Call Saul and now my life has no meaning

[Gabby @g__eye_]

you know in italy i watched 2 different sets of parents handle their toddler having a melt down and it just consisted of of the parents screaming “SILENCE” (in Italian) over and over again until the kid stopped

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

It's hot.

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

I’m not comfortable with Jonah Hill’s ex posting swimsuit pics

[delia @delia_cai]

going on vacay with a 24yo friend is wild. girl packed al she needed in one big tote. did not eat breakfast. guzzled cocktails at the hotel then got a full night of sleep and got up at 6am to go to the gym and write. i had one marg and forgot to stretch and thus need hospital

[Gabby @g__eye_]

‘Tis a beautiful day for a Costco hot dog and diet cola yes

[Gabby @g__eye_]

everyone was mad at me on my dream last night so texting everyone this AM to be sure they r not mad at me

[Creatina Turner @BrendanOde]

The Navy watching everyone search for that sub after hearing it implode on Monday

[Gabby @g__eye_]

u need this friend

[Gabby @g__eye_]

like the pot of stew just got corn starch added to it and now a story is juicier oh no oh no

[Gabby @g__eye_]

oh noooo I have been saying “the pot thickens” my entire life instead of “the PLOT thickens” what is this

[Gabby @g__eye_]

me on vacation w dan who is making me hike 17 miles on 4 hours of sleep

[Gabby @g__eye_]

when I see T swifts ERAS tour all I see is the 2nd picture !!!!!!