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Naked Brothers Band stan account

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

SAM: Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something.

FRODO: What are we holding on to, Sam?

SAM: That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.

[Gerg @g_brozilla]

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a dude wash his hands in the bathroom, I’d have $0.00

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

i want to live in hyperdrive city nebraska so bad

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Some of us actually have shit to haul and can’t drive a fucking Prius @JoeBiden

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

*pulling out a woman’s airpods on the bus* You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today

[Gerg @g_brozilla]

It’s the wind that gets ya

[Gerg @g_brozilla]

Pearl Jam by jeremy

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

my brain is a vape and baby the light is blinking

[Adam Morfeld @Adam_Morfeld]

Exhibit A on why talented young Nebraskans are leaving the state, and it isn't because of taxes.

[Gerg @g_brozilla]

You could walk into any bro office convo and say “wives, am I right” and make like 3 friends on the spot

[Gerg @g_brozilla]

Reels need to die already

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Do you poop or pee at work? Efficiency analysts call it “Quiet Shitting” and this millennial trend is devastating the economy.

[Gerg @g_brozilla]

@DVDwiz34 Getting a triple bogey at my next performance review

[Gerg @g_brozilla]

Going to take out a $10,000 loan because the grind don’t stop just because Biden says so

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Reading Crime and Punishment and alternating between shaking my head and nodding so people know I hate crime but love punishment

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

So glad to live in a nation with gun care and health control.