old man garr

a clown that can get down

[old man garr @g_clampitt]

Wait soooo what happens again when I eat a black watermelon seed? Do I die or do I become the sexiest man on earth? (Keep in mind that I got a haircut today)

[brando uchiha @imhighkeycool]

me coming back to the party after secretly throwing up

[linda 🎰 @gawwdiis]

no one is weirder than your dads side of the family 🤣🤣🤣

[old man garr @g_clampitt]

I always forget that I’m NOT wearing sunglasses when someone shoots a glare right back at me

[old man garr @g_clampitt]

If you’re a shitty driver, no one likes you

[old man garr @g_clampitt]

#NewProfilePic

[old man garr @g_clampitt]

My dad fr be fuckin with NASCAR more than me lately smh

[papke @keelpapke]

let’s escape to the ocean

[Carter Eckl @CarterEckl]

Carson High grad, Camryn Quilling, is now top five in the country (NJCAA Div. II) in home runs and RBIs at Chandler-Gilbert CC.

The freshman has a .446 batting average with a 1.068 slugging percentage. Quilling also leads the country in triples with eight.

[old man garr @g_clampitt]

It’s just not a normal morning if I’m not being yelled at by @theestallion to shake my ass

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

you want to get stoned? the thing that killed two birds?

[Jay Lawrence @jaylawrence91]

And this, everyone, is the greatest video of all time:

[Sam Stirling @samjstirling]

"How many days are there until Christmas?"

[adrian @astroIogee]

fire AND air signs:

[Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri]

Hahahhahahah this is insane

[old man garr @g_clampitt]

Beyond excited to start designing my dream bathroom with @HomeDepot

[Anxious @bri_bri_baybee]

rt

[Alyssa @AlyssaRenteri10]

Y’all used to tell me, Tbh:your cool. Rate: 6
Trust me I ain’t forget