LΞTSIPA GIFT IV◢◤

I Was Cut From A Different Cloth,
Not These Regular Fabrics.

[LΞTSIPA GIFT IV◢◤ @G_DotSA]

Listen,

Observe,

Think,

Then React.

[Bhudda_Marv 🇿🇦 @AfricanMarvin]

The company I work for just promoted our cleaning lady to receptionist. 😭❤️😭❤️

[AgricQueen @ChimdiIbeawuchi]

You think you’ve just invented a brilliant new product.

Then you visit China and discover it was designed, manufactured, and commercialized 10 years ago.

Nothing humbles an entrepreneur faster.

Great ideas are abundant. Speed of execution is the real competitive advantage.

[Rami Chuene @ramichuene]

Like I said: We’re even scared to repost cos ba tlo re rea swenka!❤️🔥🇿🇦❤️🔥🇿🇦

[Mercy 🌺🌹 @Mercy_datgirl_]

Next time you have sex, drink plenty of water before. Thank me later..

[⭕️u𝐦p𝐢e T𝐢y𝐚n𝐢 @Tea_Bee15]

Plastic?

Me: I have a car

[MR. HiMSELF @pushinM15]

Two people. Both earning R18 000 take-home.

Person A walks into a dealership. Gets approved for R4 500 a month. Drives home in a second-hand SUV feeling good.

Person B does the math first.
Here is the rule nobody teaches you.

Your total car costs should never exceed 20% of your net salary. Not just the instalment. Everything.

R18 000 × 20% = R3 600 a month.
Instalment: R2 200
Insurance: R750
Fuel: R650
Total: R3 600

At today's vehicle finance rate of roughly 12.25% over 60 months, R2 200 a month finances a car worth about R100 000. Add a R15 000 deposit and you reach R120 000 to R125 000.

In that range, your best options are used:

VW Polo Vivo 1.4 Trendline (2018 to 2020). South Africa's best-selling used hatchback in 2025. Reliable, parts are everywhere, good resale value.
Toyota Etios 1.5 (2018 to 2021). Bulletproof engine, cheap to service, Toyota reliability at an affordable price.
Hyundai i20 (2017 to 2019).

Comfortable, good build quality, easy to insure.

None of these are flashy. But none of them will destroy your finances.

Person A is paying R4 500 a month and has R500 left over.

Person B is paying R2 200 and putting R1 000 into a TFSA every month.

Five years later, one has a paid-up car and a growing investment account. The other just finished paying for an asset that lost half its value.

The car you can afford on R18 000 is the one that does not stop you from becoming wealthy.

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

Ah 👀...That escalated quickly bafana bafana worldcup2026

[YELLOW ARMY SA⭐️⭐️ @YellowArmy_7]

You will forever be goated SuperSport United💙

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A hacker shared footage of connecting 20 SIM cards to a single phone at the same time and opening WhatsApp with all of them.

[zeusblxck @zeusblxckthe1st]

Here is a plug on how to survive at work today🔥😭

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

Your friends when you give them access to your hotspot

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Dear HR,

“Fresh graduate” and “2-3 years experience” should not be in the same sentence.

Regards.

[ARÁKÙNRIN ÌYÈLỌLÁ 👷🏡 @IyelolaIge]

Teacher: What's 9 minus 10?

Me in Primary3: Impossibleeeeee !!!

Teacher: What do we do?

Me:

We borrrrrooooow !!!😂

[IG:Joy-Zelda @joy_zelda]

Breaking News : Xolani Khumalo was found not guilty of all charges 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Yenze Mee @yenzemee]

Why??

[Shaka Zulu 🇿🇦 @zulushakajr]

There’s always this random couple outside every party 😭

[Tadiwa Munashe @Tadiwa_munashe]

She is older and l am taller, soo it all cancels out. Tell my family to save themselves their speeches...🤞🤞🤞

[Suspect @Abbakr_Abbaty]

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