Proud Granny

Proud Granny.....live too far away from my 3 little treasures

[Darren Grimes @darrengrimes]

😂😂😂😂

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

Labour MP @stellacreasy was thoroughly humiliated when she thought a pet parrot🦜was missing. In fact it was a wild Ring Necked Parakeet, about 40,000 are wild in Britain 🇬🇧.

The best was someone posting an image of a hippo saying it was a missing pug dog.

[June Slater @juneslater17]

Dear Gary Lineker,

You might be having dizzy spells from your high position of virtue signalling about tax bills .

HMRC would allow you to send them more money at any time. 👍‼️

Funny how you argued and won your case NOT to PAY HMRC nearly £5 million quid in an argued tax status .

I would have thought you'd have gladly sent them the extra money 🧐

HMRC said you were a BBC employee and should pay employee rate tax

You claimed you were self employed ..you won ‼️
And paid less tax
You'd have been doing us a solid Gary paying that extra £4.9 million 😘
Anyway Gary , I'm looking forward to seeing more voluntary tax from you

[ED @EDknowsfooty]

I still can't get over Haaland's face listening to the England fans singing Wonderwall with the team, that's what the World Cup is.

[Mark Hoath @mark_hoath]

Look at this smirking crawling waste of space @LucyMPowell . If she thinks just because this moron is now PM we’ve forgotten her ‘dog whistle’ comments about rape gangs she’s got another think coming….awful woman and inept like the rest of them.

[Robert Abel @rj_abel]

So we’ve replaced Dan Jarvis a Defence secretary who was a Major in the Parachute regiment, with years of operational service in Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan and N.I. and knows the armed forces - with Wes Streeting wouldn’t know the difference between a battalion and a Battenberg.

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

Spanish goalkeeper in the world cup finals 😂😂

[Miss Jo @therealmissjo]

This beautiful young woman is Vicki Williams, a history teacher from Pembrokeshire, Wales.

On February 5, a 15 year old student walked into her empty classroom and asked her to check his homework.

He then closed the door.

He walked up to her, pulled a knife out of his bag and stabbed her in the head. This was a sustained attack that only stopped when another teacher intervened.

Vicki was rushed to hospital and thankfully survived.

The boy was prosecuted and in court said that Vicki had tried to grab the knife from his bag and he “accidentally assaulted her”.

The prosecution said that he had sought out a lone teacher who he could attack.

Yesterday, he boy was found not guilty attempted murder. He was found guilty of wounding with intent.

He will be sentenced on September 3 but will probably get a few months at a juvenile facility. I doubt that this will change his behaviour.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

The UK has just appointed the worst kind of person to Attorney General

An Afghan asylum seeker named Ahmad Mulakhil raped a 12 year old girl and filmed the entire attack as a trophy

Another migrant named Mohamed Abdulraziq dragged a 5 year old girl off the street and sexually assaulted her

In both cases their sentences were argued to be too lenient for their crimes

Both cases were sent to Labour MP Ellie Reeves for review

In both cases she rejected the appeals and said the light sentences were just fine

Under her watch expect more migrants to get tiny sentences for raping children

[Thefootballslayer @FootballSlayer_]

"Hello, My name is Unai Simon, Spain's goalkeeper. Nice to meet you guys, I don't think you saw me, I was on the pitch too."😂😂

[Kon Kon ۞🧚‍♀️🚨💪🏼💜♀️ @kasoli17]

Están impidiendo difundir el video de la vergüenza de la @afa

[Camilla Tominey @CamillaTominey]

Just too good

[Q U E E N @dimeperra]

Los argentinos:

Se burlaron porque Chile no fue al mundial.

Se convirtieron en la policía de los festejos.

Se burlaron y celebraron por la eliminación de Alemania.

Se burlaron y celebraron por la eliminación de Brasil.

Se burlaron y celebraron por la eliminación de Uruguay.

Se burlaron y celebraron por la eliminación de Paraguay.

Se burlaron y celebraron por la eliminación de Países Bajos.

Se burlaron y celebraron por la eliminación de México.

Se burlaron y celebraron por la eliminación de Portugal.

Se burlaron y celebraron por la eliminación de Francia.

Se burlaron de Egipto.

Se burlaron de Cabo Verde.

Se burlaron de Inglaterra.

Inundaron las redes y los estadios con su racismo.

Estuvieron mame y mame que ellos no son latinos, que son europeos.

E incluso antes de la final se burlaron de España diciendo que la selección española les tenía miedo y lo hicieron EN ESPAÑA.

Aaaaah, pero ahora están chillando porque todo el mundo se está burlando de ellos y celebrando que perdieron, ¿pues qué esperaban? JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[El Inmortal 🇪🇸 @ElInmortal____]

Los colores de los fuegos artificiales de la final eran albicelestes.

Pero si crees que el Mundial estaba amañado para que lo gane Argentina eres un conspiranoico.

[🤍𝕁𝕆🤍 @jomickane]

🤣🤣

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

Shabana Mahmood has misled Parliament.

She falsely claimed there was an attempted terror attack on an Islamic event and police arrests “undoubtedly saved lives”.

Now the police say they “found no evidence to support anyone being charged with any offences linked to the alleged threat.”

Where is the condemnation from the BBC and media establishment for “speculating”?

Mahmood is a disgrace and must resign.

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

In other words....

He's using your money to cover up what we already know.

Our country is being turned into a 3rd world shit hole.

And we're all paying for the pleasure.

[Arturo Villegas @ArturoVill7]

🇲🇽🇪🇸👏🏻 Héroe

Un grupo de aficionados argentinos comenzó a insultar y hostigar a un señor por llevar el jersey de México.

Él simplemente se cagó de risa, les mostró una tarjeta roja, se puso a bailar y, para rematar, se quitó la playera mexicana para revelar que debajo llevaba la de España.

Los argentinos estaban fúricos. 🤣🤣

[Somos Madridistas 👑 @Mundo_MadridCF]

Si no eres conocedor de fútbol, pasa de largo porfavor…
Hoy es el día más feliz en la historia del futbol, hoy cayó un equipo de puercos, marrulleros, tramposos, mala leche, carniceros, ardidos y llorones, hoy cayó el equipo que le hizo demasiado daño al futbol. Así termina la carrera de Messi y SE LAS RESUMO:

No es el máximo goleador de los Mundiales, ese es Mbappé.

No es el máximo asistidor de los Mundiales, ese es Pelé (sin robos).

No es el máximo goleador en la historia de la Champions, ese es Cristiano Ronaldo.

No es el máximo asistidor en la historia de la Champions, ese es Cristiano Ronaldo.

No es el máximo goleador de la historia, ese es Cristiano Ronaldo.

Lo único que puede presumir Messi son 8 Balones de Oro, un premio por votos, en donde votan puros periodistas de 150 kilos que nunca en su vida han tocado un balón. Discúlpenme por ser tan sincero.