Gary Hobknocker

1973 Long Snapper for the Super Bowl Champions Miami Dolphins 🐬 Type II Diabetic. Avid IPA drinker. 2023 American Idol Prospect.

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

@Ted_Netflix_CEO if you don’t FITFO on this stream there will be crimes committed

[Wartburg College @WartburgCollege]

Shout out to @IowaWBB for their message to our women's basketball team as they prepare for their Final Four game tomorrow! The Knights will play Smith College on Thursday, March 14, at 5 p.m. eastern time at the Capital Center Performance Arena in Columbus, Ohio. 🏀

[Pat Harty @PatHarty]

To say that Kirk Ferentz @HawkeyeFootball chose to score that late touchdown just to help his son’s cause isn’t fair or accurate. Kirk's motivation was to reward a walk-on who hardly ever gets rewarded on game day.https://t.co/DKiKmDVrlf

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

@PenisBreath6942 @d3football @WartburgStool SHUT. UP. WIAC vs ARC bar fight. NOW. Would love to see Iowa boys take your cheese!

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

Jamie Dutton is a piece of shit

[Wartburg Express @BurgExpress]

Proud as hell of these guys. Wartburg Football is for real. What a season, thank you seniors. #d3fb

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

@BurgExpress Or mispronounces Niles name. I’ve heard Nick, Nate, Nile, Mcclaughley, Macafferty

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

@BurgExpress Is Stuart going to call any holds? #34 for wartburg is getting held every play!

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

Is Bobby Witt single? Asking for my daughter. She’s a nice Christian gal but still likes to get around. She’s pretty balanced. Goes to church but enjoys some good hard fun!

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

@RoyalsBombSquad Go fins!! 🐬

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

@WartburgStool @LorasAthletics Incredible work Tyler!

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

Thank god the NHL showed out for game 7. Watching the NBA game 7’s was worse than watching Johnny Sins tear up my wife’s shit in bed. Gotta say the guy knows what he’s doing. #cuck

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

@BvuBarstool Ope sorry

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

@athlonbobby My wife told me I couldn’t go on my phone for 5 days. Today is my first day back. I saw the scores yesterday on KWWL and was excited to see the beavers had the No. 1 seed in the baseball tournament and got beat out by the 6 seed. Talk shit ___ ___.

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

I remember the week after I was drafted by the Dolphins. We were @Joesknighthawk pounding some pitchers of bud light on a Wednesday night during “May term.” Is that still a thing in that town of Waverly? Hopefully a local celebrity like me could get a free pitcher. Joes hot?

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

@BvuBarstool @BVU_Baseball Did you guys win? I usually say that I like beaver, but not your type of beaver.

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

About that time @AbeFroman76 @bigjack82846 @DirtyMike558

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

Masters. Opening day. Almost Friday. Tonight we’re going to party like the Amish on rumspringa.

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

@BetsLonghorn57 BREAKING: Cubs scouts spotted watching @bigjack82846 play intramural softball. Looking for him to transition right into the rotation.

[Gary Hobknocker @g_hobknocker]

@AbeFroman76 @DirtyMike558 Don’t even get me started Abe. So many nose beers on that trip. Safe to say time flew by on that trip out west.