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test engineer • idk man i just work here

[g. 🍉 @g_lomac]

yeah I’ll go to the bar and pretend the bartenders my friend

[g. 🍉 @g_lomac]

this is true it happened to me

[zane firehammer @killlikebutton]

I knew a dude who had his own calculator at school and yep you guessed it he was gay and then died

[g. 🍉 @g_lomac]

IM SORRY MBAPPE IL SURE YOURE LOVELY BUT I WILL NEVER ROOT FOR THE FRENCH

[g. 🍉 @g_lomac]

depression is like sleeping too much but you can’t fall asleep

[g. 🍉 @g_lomac]

There’s should be a fast lane for people actually going fast

[Alaa @lebantineala]

lamine KILL that washed rapist

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

The entire world: Senegal and Belgium

The Celtics: what if we did the dumbest shit ever rn

[g. 🍉 @g_lomac]

I hate time zones everything should be the same time

[g. 🍉 @g_lomac]

with how fast gay ppl walk you’d think they’d be on time once and a while

[g. 🍉 @g_lomac]

lots of middle aged lesbians at the bar tonite

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god cain culto only makes bangers

[g. 🍉 @g_lomac]

@loganreever this is a John mulaney joke lol

[g. 🍉 @g_lomac]

@hudconitis so.. the matrix

[g. 🍉 @g_lomac]

I’ll have a sausage egg and please, please

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[g. 🍉 @g_lomac]

in tucson they hold u at gunpoint if you go outside not visibly queer during pride month

[g. 🍉 @g_lomac]

flubbed a conversation at the grocery store. whole day of positive interactions erased.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I worry that Wembanyama will get caught up in the distractions of New York City, like the Rose Reading Room at the public library or the upcoming conference on participatory futures at The New School

[g. 🍉 @g_lomac]

WEMBY IS THE MESSIAH