G-Lott

something philosophical.

[G-Lott @g_lott]

Girls are like “omg Kansas sucks I can’t wait to move somewhere cool.” Then just move to Oklahoma. OKAY.

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Every time a white returner makes a mistake like this, I feel it like my twin just got hurt.

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

Yep there it is, the people have spoken.

[G-Lott @g_lott]

Paddy Pimblett didn’t win that fight. PERIOD. #UFC282

[trap dad @dude_gang]

when they dropping pornhub wrapped

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

I’m no bug chaser, but I am pretty curious about that type of diarrhea that killed people in the civil war. There’s gotta be isolated moments within that experience that are sublime in terms of charged release.

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Sexting my wife while also texting my mother to check on her wellbeing. Really playing with fire here. Total Sagittarius.

[G-Lott @g_lott]

@KSUWindbreaker Moro

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

Hunter Biden’s laptop was real.
The emails were real.
The eyewitness was real.

The only think fake? The news.

[MMA Daily + MEMES @mmadailymemes]

Dana White on Joe Rogan

[G-Lott @g_lott]

@aChrisOConnor Thanks dawg

[G-Lott @g_lott]

@aChrisOConnor hey man what vr golf game you playing?

[G-Lott @g_lott]

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Let make sex, and listen to Blink-182.

[hello_cees @Cool_Calm_Cees]

How I look while I'm getting my dick sucked

[G-Lott @g_lott]

@AJ_TitsMcGee @sdbrannum

[Mook @ConnorMook_]

Tonight is for Betty White

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Equally magical and frightening how quickly I am willing to commit murder on behalf of every Latina who says something nice to me.

[G-Lott @g_lott]

@haustheboss Famous Dave’s= you trash

[𝕁𝕠𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟🌿 @jsukup15]

Did anyone else make a deal with someone years ago where if both of you were still single by a certain age you had to marry each other?

I’m getting dangerously close to that age😅🤣

[𝔞 🎈 @7arcana_]

“ew you let your dog sleep in bed with you?” my dog is the only thing that’s kept me alive for the past year and a half but okay