hello

[jazjoné🧡🍄 @_jaaazmine]

i need my paycheck to start reflecting the amount of stress i experience.

[ɴ. 𖤐👻 @luvblessingz]

Dollar Tree don't even play music, all you hear is one cashier up front fighting for their life.

[hello @g_lowke777]

@LionelMedia The end of the fucking world. Oh my GOD. This is sad and cringe to watch

[🇺🇸Lionel🇺🇸 @LionelMedia]

What the hell do you call this?

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

"Indian girls are the new Latinas!"

One week later:

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

its incredible that someone captured this Feeling so early, and with such crystalline clarity

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

you kids may not believe this, but things were so stable 15 years ago that the news had to start reporting on people seeing Jesus in their toast

[Gift_S ⏳🌬️ @MphoS_07]

At this point, we are just working to afford to go to work😭

[Pri @solopribuilds]

if AI is taking over every job

what should colleges actually teach?

[hello @g_lowke777]

@Tater_Tottt I connected it and asked for advice. It responses with this "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" what does that mean?

[hello @g_lowke777]

@princessshenk Is this sentence finished? Whats going on here lol?

[glowing eyes vico CBUS @vialistpilot]

mother nature, father time, and uncle pussy

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If billionaires came out and said they were going to hunt us for sport, some of you would defend it by saying:

"You’re just mad because you can’t fucking run fast."

[jainormis @jainormis]

they should add a Not For You tab. i wanna see what the algorithm thinks i’d hate

[hello @g_lowke777]

@antnnnn_0 Out the ears?

[Tyxx.⚡ @5x30Eth]

@bet_105 Bro want to cross one out that list
I get you man

[Endymion @EndymionYT]

@bet_105 He just gotta put her in a Amazon drone

[The Price of Entry @ThePOEMedia]

@bet_105 Damnnnnn chill, he’s just looking for a…little action

[rareactionfigures @rareactionfigs]

@bet_105 why do women think this is a flex? He thinks you're a whore.

[katerina @fakepalindromes]

Dad just told me he feels a little smug laughing at my jokes because I’m essentially his creation, so every joke I’ve ever told is, in some sense, inherently his.