Graham Dunn

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[Graham Dunn @g_m_dunn]

@MACharters @wrdsb +1

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@GHardstark ... otherwise it's just sparkling American cheese on roll-with-a-hole.

[Graham Dunn @g_m_dunn]

@OutdoorRinks2 Was out there today, 75% skateable, some soft spots/holes. Hopefully weather gets cold enough to make more ice. Thanks to volunteers for their efforts!

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@danyork @TheSkepticalSc2 It's usually buried in the little folder along with the Apple sticker and the safety warnings. Unless you have only ever purchased CDMA phones?

[Graham Dunn @g_m_dunn]

@checkupcbc Your previous caller was just trying to get a realistic answer to if her security threat was real (spoiler: probably not, it’s a list of email address and passwords from yahoo), but clearly Mr. Deibert can’t hear from the top of his soapbox.

[Graham Dunn @g_m_dunn]

@SwiftOnSecurity Guildenstern: No, no, no... Death is...not. Death isn't. You take my meaning. Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not-be on a boat.
Rosencrantz: I've frequently not been on boats.
Guildenstern: No, no, no--what you've been is not on boats.

[Graham Dunn @g_m_dunn]

@SwiftOnSecurity Fourier transforms. Took an Xray crystallography class - might as well try to teach Accio to a muggle.

[Graham Dunn @g_m_dunn]

@adamsnz A decent equipment test while you’re waiting: https://t.co/OHzc9B0GxN

[Graham Dunn @g_m_dunn]

@jessfraz ‘No, what’s the name of the guy on second?’ ‘Exactly.’

[Graham Dunn @g_m_dunn]

@teamodz Do you want the https://t.co/9fZ1TQbzWK domain? I bought it on a whim ages ago, it's up for renewal, I'm going to let it lapse if not.

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@the_manekin Internet standards of discourse demand that I call you a monster, but literally, only Hitler would prefer bacon-tainted flavours over pure and wholesome salt and vinegar.

[Graham Dunn @g_m_dunn]

@WatRegionEats 🙄 replace "cannabis gummy" with "mickey of peach schnapps" and you can run that headline every weekend. You just don't hear about it because Big Schnapps suppresses the news.

[Graham Dunn @g_m_dunn]

Dear @Uber, update your drivers' GPS maps. @Catalyst137kw exists, and it's not on the running trail or the medical center parking lot.

[Graham Dunn @g_m_dunn]

@yesthattom messaging_products = ["Chat", "Voice", "Messages", "Duo", "Allo", "Hangouts", "Meet", "Inbox", "Gmail"] ... O(n^2) product strategies?

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@GreatLakesBeer @LCBO @VLHobs this is your wheelhouse, I believe.

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@rawsharktext Offering to make the Kool aid?

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@standaloneSA Membrane keyboards are the new hotness

[Emily @Anderson11Emily]

Fun swim this AM with @Health_Perform ! A post workout muffin never hurts. Thanks @VLHobs @g_m_dunn + the rest of the team #cantwontstop #swimteam

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@the_manekin @_AMart Was Trump president in your timeline when you got on the train?

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@TheStanEdit "close your mouth and open your wallet" is a good first move when confronted with this scenario