2,028 beers and 28 hangovers within a month all in preparation for our Beer Flag. Our gift to America for this great country’s birthday. Brought to you courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue 🇺🇸 Cheers 🍻
“A bad day isn’t a bad life.” Ethan said that to me this morning when I woke him up and said I wasn’t feelin too good about today. Something I’m gonna keep in mind forever and wanted to share ♥️
A couple months ago I said to myself “wow I would love a day to just do nothing and relax” and you know what I would just like to announce that I officially take it back
Flight attendant: Is there a Dr. on this flight?
Dad: that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Maybe you can flippy Mctwisty him back to health
Me: Dad, there’s an emergency
Dad: use your “always special” cheat code
Me: But we’re in first class and I paid for our flight
Once I’m over intense self-loathing, feelings of inadequacy, crippling guilt, imposter syndrome, constant self-doubt and depression it’s over for you bitches.
Every time I cry I take at least 3 selfies just so when I feel like I’m not a human because I’m incapable of feeling emotion I can look at the crying selfies and remind myself that somewhere deep down... I have feelings and I’m not a robot