Mrk G

I am an advocate for philanthropy. LOL!!!!!!!

[Mrk G @g_marke]

2 of 2...pitch black. I turned on my cell phone flash light to survey the damage. Definitely the worst one to date. On the plus side I salvaged the underwear. Tied them up in a kitchen catcher and drove around with them in my truck for the day.

[Mrk G @g_marke]

Monday may 11 i got the count up to 43. Was driving to work and I knew I was in trouble. Hands were shaking getting the key in the hole to unlock the door. Didn't have time to turn on the lights or disarm the security system. I knew I didnt make it in time but it was...1 of 2

[Mrk G @g_marke]

I squirted a nickel sized amount in my underwear this morning.

Up to 42. I had lots of hot sauce last night

[Mrk G @g_marke]

I was rushing to the main floor bathroom and the kids step stool got in the way.

41.

[Mrk G @g_marke]

This means that put me up to 40.

[Mrk G @g_marke]

Does it count if...I had to fart at home but to be polite I went to another room to fart. While doing so i pull down my pants so the smell doesn't get stuck in my clothes and then I end up shitting on my hardwood floor?

[Mrk G @g_marke]

I salvaged the underwear.

[Mrk G @g_marke]

Excuse my tardiness, but on June 16 I shit myself again. I was on a Fishing trip in BC Fri Sat Sun Mon. Didn't shit Fri Sat Sun. Same with my roomie. On Monday morning he finally went to take a dump and at that moment I had to too. 39.

[Mrk G @g_marke]

I have been quite sick the last few days and I have been cognisant of not pushing hard while trying to seep one out. Not even 5 minutes prior I had to stop myself from forcing out a fart. Welp, I lost focus and tried to let one rip. It soaked thru my underwear and pants. 38.

[Mrk G @g_marke]

For the record I will wear these underwear for the rest of the day and proceed as if nothing happened.

[Mrk G @g_marke]

Based on a technicality i am up to 37 now. Filled the cracks and a very minor amount got out.

[Mrk G @g_marke]

Thank you for your input.

[Mrk G @g_marke]

Does it count if I take a dump and use the bidet after and while using the bidet some water gets up my bum hole and then about 3 to 4 mins later I fart out the water and in turn make my underwear dirty?

[Mrk G @g_marke]

The wife was right. It WAS an emergency. I thought I had plenty of time but I under estimated how slow a toddler walks on all hallows eve. 36 and I think I am going to go shower now.

[Mrk G @g_marke]

After a lengthy layoff, it has happened again. Was working in the garage and I took some liberties. 35. The underwear was in decent shape with minimal clean up, but I filled my crack to the max.

[Mrk G @g_marke]

I regret to inform you I had another incident today. Actually I don't regret it.

34.

[Mrk G @g_marke]

Based on results from my latest poll I am up to 33.

[Mrk G @g_marke]

Hypothetically speaking, if I had to shit really badly while in the shower and I ended up shitting on the floor of my master bathroom while stepping over to the toilet, does that count towards shitting myself?

[Mrk G @g_marke]

Thought I would seep out a little toot and it was something else.

Tried a new Mexican restaurant yesterday for lunch. Maybe it wasn't as good as I thought.

32.