Gracie Mattinson

living and laughing through organized chaos

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

talking to lucas is sometimes so hard for me because for no reason he says things like “i want to take the SAT again. I think that would be fun.” and like i just can’t even pretend to agree with him and i feel so bad

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

6 years ago, today i got my first job and look at me now! 21 years old and burnt out!

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

currently thinking about how two different kids came up to me at the football game last weekend asking me if my fake ID worked bc i was drinking a white claw… like how was i supposed to tell those freshmen that i turn 22 in a month

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

my car ran out of gas about 20 feet from the gas pump and when i waved at a man to help me push my car he shook his head no…haha…anyways my new leg press max is 3,758 pounds

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

i woke up in a panic last night bc of a really big flash just to realize it was lucas taking a picture of me to prove i was taking up too much room on the bed 😐

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

2012 chevy equinox for sale. it’s in very poor condition and barely works. it will give you a problem if you drive it for an extended period of time. asking $0. am willing to pay you to take it. if no takers i will be donating it to the bottom of the atlantic. message me for pics

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

parking enforcers illegally parking to give tickets is on par with people pulling down their mask to cough

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

y’all know how bartenders can cut people off when they think the customers has had too much to drink? well i feel like as a barista i should be able to do the same…just instead of alcohol limit, its a caffeine limit

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

florida rain is so crazy because it rained for 2 minutes and the streets are already flooded

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

lucas with a torn mcl and acl, limping around the streets of miami: “you know in like nature… like the lions go for the the injured gazelle first?”

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

@sir_mcconnell softens the blow for sure

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

@sir_mcconnell “lol”

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

me: “i wanna go to texas tulips!”
lucas: “we already went”
me: “we have not”
lucas: “yeah, i thought i could gaslight you”

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

yesterday lucas told me that if we don’t cater canes for our wedding he’s not going

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

catch him looking SKINNYYYY👀

[Lucas McConnell @sir_mcconnell]

Using a napkin to blot the grease off of my pizza in the name of health

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

miami is all fun and games until it takes you an hour to drive 19 miles

[CBS Miami @CBSMiami]

PANDA PARTY: 20 panda cubs crawled around as they made their debut in China on Monday. Decorations for the ceremony also celebrated the Chinese Year of the Tiger and the upcoming 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing.
https://t.co/bHFSwmU7Nh

[CBS Miami @CBSMiami]

Starbucks Employees Must Get COVID Vaccine https://t.co/H2t6rrGT0z

[CBS Miami @CBSMiami]

WATCH: 16-month-old panda cub Xiao Qi Ji rolled around in the snow at the Smithsonian's @NationalZoo in Washington, D.C. on Monday. The zoo said the cub was wary of snow during his first encounter last year but fully embraced his first snow day this year.
https://t.co/bHFSwnbIEP

[Gracie Mattinson @g_matt_]

@sir_mcconnell this is good