garrett

[araña @xanathgum]

how it feels like to send (1) email

[garrett @g_monnn]

it’s 2024 if a men’s bathroom does not have a mirror i will not be returning

[garrett @g_monnn]

had to make it more realistic but still somewhat got her ❤️❤️

[garrett @g_monnn]

the only person i can always trick on april fools day is emma 😂😂

[garrett @g_monnn]

was scared for this year but still got her ❤️😂❤️

[garrett @g_monnn]

i rlly took advantage of my tolerance at 21 b/c wtf you mean i have to go into work after going to bed at 2AM???????

[garrett @g_monnn]

love how i am thought of when the parking lot fair is in town

[garrett @g_monnn]

how is it that the price of festivals keep going up but the lineups keep getting worse

[garrett @g_monnn]

ftcu and big difference are that bitch!!!! #PINKFRIDAY2

[garrett @g_monnn]

white claw drunk has actually become the worst type of drunk i am MAXXED out on tums i’m eating them like candy!!!!

[garrett @g_monnn]

@heyimraeiguess yes extra large for us!!!!

[garrett @g_monnn]

why does target have everything in your size when you’re trying to save money

[garrett @g_monnn]

swear touch tunes stays in business b/c of me when i’m drunk i want my song…. NOW !!!

[garrett @g_monnn]

the only positive side to the heat is that it’s a great conversation starter

[garrett @g_monnn]

it’s 2023 if your song is under 2 and a half minutes you can keep it

[garrett @g_monnn]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 17 Jun 2014 (via @twi_age).

[garrett @g_monnn]

they are building a drive thru chipotle approximately 0.7 miles away from us idk whether to be excited or scared

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

With my mom.

[garrett @g_monnn]

thank u frank ocean for the worst set of my life