Garrett Nance

Would you rather have a life of regret, or an afternoon of mild disappointment? @nance_jala 💖🥰

[Garrett Nance @g_nance24]

Sometimes I forget I have a tattoo on my ribs. It's a pleasant suprise on occasion

[Garrett Nance @g_nance24]

My wife told me that I could buy a new gun.. I’m pretty sure hell just froze over

[Garrett Nance @g_nance24]

Jokes on you. I’m always in a depression

[Garrett Nance @g_nance24]

Never fails

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Every time

[Garrett Nance @g_nance24]

@Dirty_Dan018 With as much debt as the U.S. is in, the U.S. dollar is probably close to being completely worthless everywhere.

[Garrett Nance @g_nance24]

Stuck between I really want crab legs and I really don’t wanna pay for said crab legs.

[Garrett Nance @g_nance24]

Let the shit show begin

[Garrett Nance @g_nance24]

@Dirty_Dan018 I’ll take “previously foreseeable events” for $600 Alex

[Garrett Nance @g_nance24]

I miss the year where the clowns hid in the woods..

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

My sleep schedule is so beyond being normal ever again.

[Beezy @Burke_Franklin_]

How many How many Texas
Texas Roadhouse Roadhouse rolls
rolls I plan to eat I actually eat

[Votto De La Cruz @EvilJoeyVotto]

@jareddiamond I know a place

[Nate @nate__dog45]

If you order cream cheese on your sushi, you sushi card needs revoked

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

let’s got back to the summer of 2016.

[Garrett Nance @g_nance24]

I’m super excited about my little girl being here in august. I can’t contain it anymore

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Happy Friday fuckers.

[Sea Bass @Justus_Seiber]

Any gun law is unconstitutional

[Garrett Nance @g_nance24]

Honestly I got a blender and was super stoked. So I know the feels.

[josh denson @notjoshdenson]

christmas in your 20’s be like

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

I’m cool with forfeiting the season and preparing for 2021....