GQ

I can promise you Prince Charming isn’t rolling up in a nissan altima

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

Man wearing a suit in front of me at this airport McDonald’s just ordered a Big Mac and a whole milk. we’re all making mistakes here but jesus christ

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me: i cannot wait for fall! FALL IS FINALLY HERE!!!!

also me: 😰I’m cold😰

[maybe: clare @clur19]

I can’t imagine publicly admitting that I had sex with Adam Levine I would be mortified

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

The guy with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides

[lonely at the top @OfficiallyVex_]

That “no spf on neck pic” hit me harder than any D.A.R.E commercial ever did

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i love this account

[iraorla 🍉 @orlacsm]

“We are trying for a baby!” Oh so you’re just rawdogging every night? And you’re telling everyone at the dinnertable including your nan?

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

ngl, some of our dinosaurs give the sloppiest top 🤤

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

Abortions in the 3rd trimester are almost always done for fetal anomalies. There is no 39 week “I’m bored so I’m having an abortion” abortion. These procedures are $20k plus. Seriously. Stop fetishizing the fetus.

[Thomas @ThomasMightSnap]

Missing one?

[delaniac 🌹🌱 @ChadNotChud]

Incredible

[Meryl O'Rourke @MerylORourke]

Yeah, you made a choice. You were told you had to abort him and you were able to say "no, that's not what I want". What out of that do you not understand?

[🐌 @Wheeema]

If alcohol is a depressant then why does it make me smile while peeing😂😂

[Alex in the Multiverse of Sadness @HideYoWifey]

When i was 17 I went to my first party and drank for the first time. 4 shots blacked me out. I woke up to two men raping me. I was a virgin. I was wearing jeans and a softball jersey from the game I had just played. I woke up hungover the next morning COVERED in large black (1/?)

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Must be nice to have control over who’s inside you

[status annoyicus @medburnbook]

“Nobody likes abortions.”

I do actually. I like that people don’t die from ectopic pregnancies or sepsis from missed abortions. I like that people don’t have to bear the pregnancy of their abuser. I like that people get to make choices about their body.