Greg Johnson

Social & Marketing. I watch too much reality tv, go to too many concerts, and talk about my dog too much. (He/Him)

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

*sigh* 😔

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

Why is my dog this way

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

2️⃣5️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ EPISODES!!

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

@jappleby Appreciate that, man! Nice reminder about what the numbers we’re chasing mean in the first place

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

I know stuff like this gets chalked up to vanity metrics, but I need to brag about my team for a minute because quantifying something like 100 Million likes was not even CLOSE to something I could picture when we launched the account 3 years ago.

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

Happy @KeshaRose day to all who celebrate #GagOrder

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

The idea of recreational running is so foreign to me that when I see someone running on the side of the road my first instinct is to ask myself what they’re running from & come up with said narrative

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

@MythicalChef I get it. Katrina demands I do the same thing before every single meeting

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

@pinchyturtle Specifically on your bed

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

I can HEAR this ‘Wee-hee!’

[Jennifer Coolidge @JENCOOLIDGE]

I’m on the cover of @WMAG. Wee-hee! Inarticulately grateful for this embarrassment of riches.

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

Starstruck

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

@trevorevarts RIP in peace

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

@NHendizadeh Nicole are TRYING to start an in-office war, bc it’s working

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

same tired parent/no thought child energy

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Wave back to Larvitar, Trainers.

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

I hate it here.

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

Work in social media, they said.
IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID!

#RIPTwitter

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

Accurate depiction of my dog not understanding why dinner is ‘late’ for the next week or so

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

Mood.

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

It’s called compromise.

[Greg Johnson @g_regj]

Idk how we arrived at this moment