Important announcement: I am upping my offer, $10 million dollars for a head-to-head basketball game between the defending WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces and a boy's high school state title team of my choice. If the Aces beat my team, I will give them $10 million.
Ladies, if you’re at the beach and your husband starts crying after a flyover, you’re in a lesbian relationship.
If your child starts crying, your child is being raised by two moms.