not.gwen.stefani

audio engineer.
binge-watcher, baker, music reviewer.
#enjoyingmusic for some of my reviews

[not.gwen.stefani @g_stefani]

Imagine fumbling @theestallion when your facial features remind me of the Easter island statue 🗿🗿

Is this just the men with last name "Thompson" thing? 😂 First Tristan now Klay? LOL

[not.gwen.stefani @g_stefani]

Padre Guilherme is THAT man, literally. He's actually a great house DJ!

[miss white @cinecitta2030]

Wake up babe there’s a Portuguese Catholic priest who mixes Gregorian chants with industrial techno house music

[not.gwen.stefani @g_stefani]

Oh my DAAAYYYSS
The way the stepmom is evil also follows the tropes of both Disney fairytale and K-Drama formula! #BridgertonS4 I do love Alfie + Irma though, so far this feels very Cinderella

[not.gwen.stefani @g_stefani]

The way that #BridgertonS4 starts off with a maid girl that catches the eye of a rich family's son, feels very K-Drama in the best way possible 🥹

[not.gwen.stefani @g_stefani]

I just started watching bridgerton (unhealthily) and I'm on S3. I don't understand how nobody saw that Lady Whistledown is a Featherington... Because 'feather' and 'down' (like goose down is a goose feather)?? Maybe I'm dumb because I don't read the books but like 😂💀💀

[not.gwen.stefani @g_stefani]

I feel Ilya so much, because yes, Canadians love going to the cottage so much for how quiet it is. And yes, nature sounds freaks me out too the first time I was staying at a friend's cottage/working at a summer camp 💀 #heatedrivalry

[not.gwen.stefani @g_stefani]

Omg t.A.t.u was such a vibe tho! Growing up there were m2m and t.A.t.u and for a while I was confusing the two of them... For some reason it's like a fever dream, but if you play any t.A.t.u songs around me, I can probably sing along to most of them #enjoyingmusic

[not.gwen.stefani @g_stefani]

Big LOL when Ilya's looking to get laid at the club and the bgm is Russia's famous 2000s queerbaiting pop duo t.A.t.u 💀 so fitting #heatedrivalry

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

i hate how physical touch as a love language gets reduced to sex and kissing when it's more like... handholding, laying your head on their shoulder, putting your legs over their lap, tracing their palm, tucking your feet under their thighs. just touching for touching's sake.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

I had a friend who used to call me at 4am crying about her boyfriend. I’d wake up, listen, let her vent, and then go back to sleep, more than once. One night I couldn’t sleep, so I thought I’d return the favor and called her at 4am. She answered and told me she was sleeping, & I should call back tomorrow. Moral of the story: always remember that energy you give isn’t always going to be reciprocated—set your boundaries, even with “friends.”

[not.gwen.stefani @g_stefani]

JLo and Pink x2 on this cover 💀 not Vogue using AI and not proofreading/double checking.. LOL

[eli ✨ @ElixExotic]

jlo so iconic they put her there twice

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

People cheat because they're cheaters... Not because you can't cook, or you didn't give enough sex, or you got into an argument... There's nothing someone can do differently to not get cheated on except find someone who isn't interested in cheating.

[not.gwen.stefani @g_stefani]

@Viralvid_89 @lovechazelle Not the new snape with a f*ck ass bob 💀💀💀 I hope that's not really the wig they're giving him, lmao

[not.gwen.stefani @g_stefani]

I didn't realize my weakness has always been brunette with light colored eyes 😂 there's just something about the stark contrast that I find so beautiful.. on both men and women

[not.gwen.stefani @g_stefani]

Okay I actually fw this because it's giving early 2000s pop girlies like Natalie imbruglia or jewel type sound with how she's singing, but still her own tiktok thing with all the dances. At least she's doing her own thing and it's very vibey 💖

[AARON @lidolmix]

ok fine i’ll give it to you this time addison rae

[not.gwen.stefani @g_stefani]

Not even for best music score? Wow.....

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Luca Guadagnino’s ‘CHALLENGERS’ was shut out at the #Oscars

[not.gwen.stefani @g_stefani]

Also can I add that seeing the guy who played Stifler move into more dramatic roles as I grow up and realizing he's kinda hot is confusing 😂😂

He actually has range NGL

#TheWrathOfBecky

[not.gwen.stefani @g_stefani]

I haven't even watched the first Becky movie yet but I'm so glad I watched #TheWrathOfBecky on @Netflix_CA because it's sooooooo satisfying seeing a strong young female lead as sharp and as action packed as John Wick, yet it's kinda campy. I'm gonna go watch Becky now! 🤩