Elle

[cabernet and cowrie @ajblackwxll]

"Whose pussy is this" idk you tell me since you got your degree and your know every fucking thing

[Dad @achiever4L]

It's 6 am, you wake up to the sound of rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital

[𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐠 @LitSego]

The fact that it’s only Tuesday?

[C @C111010]

Ever since I left the city You

[Maama Kampala @MaamaKampala21]

Me pretending to be busy during my lunch break because I have no money for lunch 😂😂😂

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"how do you handle stressful situations?"
Me:

[^ྀི𝖇𝖆𝖇𝖞 𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖌𝖆 (𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖗)⁷ᥫ᭡ @_caramelx_]

“He’s a very fine guy, but he’s not tall…”
Me:

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

manager: "you have a certain sparkle in your eyes when you work"
me: "those are tears"

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

ur honor u lowkey weren't there

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

'as fuck' is the most versatile unit of measurement.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“He who is without ovaries, shall not make laws for those who do.”

-Fallopians 24:7

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

Insharrah

[Oluwafunke❤️🌺 @rose_omotola]

“Thank God you are not like other girls”

Me:

[Nas 🇨🇲🇰🇪 @hyeinergy]

when he calls me mid sext and finds me frying plantains

[Yay Toon Day @yay_tunes]

His friends: We have never seen our friend in love like this .. he really loves you …
Me:

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

🤣

[𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓡𝓲 @Boyravee]

How tf are cows and chickens not extinct yet we eat them like biscuits 😭

[Elle @Ga3L_ch]

@_mr_mutinda lol good afternoon , also have you considered you might be undiagnosed?