toast and butter

the snack of kings | spread the word and spread the butter | sometimes Moby-Dick twt | free Palestine 🇵🇸

[toast and butter @ga_bagul]

The way he picked the wrong side in the Jyan Isaac Bread vs. Layla bagels war…

[CrimsonHearts @CrimsonHea4rt]

Timothee Chalamet shirtless wearing a blue shorts while getting his morning coffee in Los Angeles 😍🌈

[toast and butter @ga_bagul]

@nads________ You’ll never lose me queen

[A @deafandblinddog]

People protesting the new Chipotle on Los Feliz Blvd when the real enemy is GUAC DADDY.

[toast and butter @ga_bagul]

@nads________ *west coast person not knowing what a noreaster is* okay captain ahab 🙄

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Hi LA earthquake Twitter 🤓

[toast and butter @ga_bagul]

Whenever an earthquake happens in LA and I go to LA earthquake Twitter #community

https://t.co/mz3Y5tFdON

[Alexander Thatcher @ThatchEffendi]

Not so easy to make fun of the Hittite legal code now, is it guys?

[Jared Henderson @jhendersonYT]

The most charitable interpretation of this passage is that the author has never read Moby-Dick, as it is often hilarious.

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

casual sex is immoral (crowd boos) as long as she’s not bustin first! (crowd cheers) because orgasms help fertilization and the purpose of sex is procreation (crowd boos) to create what Hardt and Negri call The Multitude (crowd cheers)

[toast and butter @ga_bagul]

I resigned from the Dominican Order today. I’ve spent the last 3 yrs as an inquisitor of the Holy See burning heretics in Italy. Neither John XXII nor my order are acting responsibly. In pursuing temporal power, they gamble our place in the Kingdom of Heaven. More thoughts below.

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@ABlinken @ryangrim You belong in The Hague

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@jasminoacids You’re so right because I’m now going to spend the next decade pre-rehabilitating my image

[toast and butter @ga_bagul]

@jasminoacids The way cancel culture is now relying on premonitions smh

[Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethHolmes]

I'm always being real.

[A24 @A24]

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.

[toast and butter @ga_bagul]

@sock_trial It’s a very address spritz coded tweet

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Beyond Goon and Evil

[Daniel Wortel-London @dlondonwortel]

TMW You go to the doctor complaining about poor eyesight and your best bro Wagner tells the doctor it's because you've been masturbating too much and your name is Frederick Nietzsche

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The Gay Science and Ecce Homo already perfect no notes