Bill Clinton says he can prove he was never on Epstein's island because his name doesn't appear in the guest book that was kept in the foyer on the teak end table with the coral lamp.
Twitter niggas when they don't like their job: rape I'm being raped rape rape rape
Twitter niggas when the president of the us rapes kids: Trump likes to crack kids
Would have been lame as fuck because every Minecraft YouTuber now is just called some shit like tinky, bippo or dorg and they all talk the exact same way
when it comes to the ones who say its from random men online, i hate to tell yall this but they may be lying and trying to get u in online sex trafficking
it’s always surprising for me when i hear girls talking about just getting stuff for free/ bought for them by strangers constantly.. that sort of thing doesn’t happen to me ever.! pretty girls live in a different world than me
sleeping with a fan on is extremely dangerous and most people do it every single night
you thinking the breeze is keeping you cool and comfortable but it's actually launching a silent attack on your respiratory system... when you sleep with moving air directed at you, it rapidly evaporates the moisture from your mouth and nasal passages.
your body reacts to this extreme dryness in panic mode producing excess mucus to try and compensate. this is why so many people wake up feeling congested with a stuffy nose or a pounding headache but it gets worse; a fan doesn't just blow air it acts as a vacuum for dust and dead skin cells shooting them directly into your sinuses for eight hours straight
but here's the strangest part: sleeping with a fan can actually damage your eyes, many people sleep with their eyelids partially open without realizing it, that constant air flow dries out the surface of your cornea all night long leaving you with red and irritated eyes the moment you wake up.
regular people: I wonder if I could get in trouble for writing "for crimes" as a joke on Venmo
billionaire mega-predators: hey r u going to the child torture party 2morrow, on Nov 14, 2014? here is the full legal name and social security # of every1 whose going lol
regular people: I wonder if I could get in trouble for writing "for crimes" as a joke on Venmo
billionaire mega-predators: hey r u going to the child torture party 2morrow, on Nov 14, 2014? here is the full legal name and social security # of every1 whose going lol
you guys spent 2025 saying “not to be the friend that’s too woke” instead of being unapologetically leftist and radical. don’t waste 2026 doing the same