Gabrielle Farley

wife • mama • marshall & uk alum • number cruncher • aspiring beach bum

[Gabrielle Farley @gab__far]

It’s insane the way people react to a woman getting engaged/married/or pregnant vs getting a promotion/ advancing her career. 🤔
Don’t get me wrong, all of those things are fantastic, but there’s something about accomplishing something on your own merit, all by your damn self. 💪🏻

[Hilarie Burton Morgan @HilarieBurton]

This is Melanie explaining a procedure that I’ve had done. It was an abortion. It was one of the most heartbreaking days of my life. But necessary to ensure that I’d have kids in the future. Women are being denied this procedure now in GOP lead states.

Melanie is an asshole.

[Gabrielle Farley @gab__far]

@babydocwhit @elizabethlgr https://t.co/80og30wp8F

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I'mma start

[Saransh Luthra @saransh2000]

My goal in life is to have Moira rose from Schitt’s Creek level of vocabulary

[Gabrielle Farley @gab__far]

As if still getting morning sickness at 30 weeks wasn’t bad enough - I got so sick that I busted a blood vessel in my eye. WTF.

[Kyn 🧚🏽‍♀️ @Kyndal_Lee]

Y’all don’t want a vaccine, y’all don’t want to wear a mask, y’all don’t want to stop partying but y’all want covid to mysteriously go away

[Gabrielle Farley @gab__far]

@dfarley91

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Girls be making you watch they bullshit shows and by the 3rd episode you be fully invested

[Gabrielle Farley @gab__far]

@dfarley91 ❤️😂

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me trying to flirt

[jaym @jaymieferrebee]

Something I’ve learned in the past few months is that good things still happen in the midst of the worst times and there is absolutely always a reason to be thankful for this life

[Gabrielle Farley @gab__far]

@_MADness_ I’ve gotten so stressed that my heart would pound so hard, BP would rise, and give me a headache. Deep breaths (& maybe see a doc)

[Gabrielle Farley @gab__far]

Never related to something more

[jaym @jaymieferrebee]

me this morning leading a team meeting for work on Zoom

[Gabrielle Farley @gab__far]

@taymorganyo Right?! 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

....

Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

[Gabrielle Farley @gab__far]

Just a bad day, not a bad life.

[Gabrielle Farley @gab__far]

@JaimeDBayless Well I butterfingered the vote and accidentally voted 1 😂 but I’m a 3 if I’m not overthinking it lol

[Gabrielle Farley @gab__far]

@JaimeDBayless I just said “groceries” like 12 times to figure out how I say it. Like 3 minutes of my life I can’t get back 😂😂😂

[niti @NITIN1E]

jennifer lopez in me in
her fifties my twenties

[Gabrielle Farley @gab__far]

@JaimeDBayless “... My profile pic and background pic will remain black until I so choose to change it. I am in mourning for my America. I came on here [FB] once an hour since I woke up this morning and put the lyrics to God Bless America on here...” 🤦🏼‍♀️