Gabby Smith

[Gabby Smith @gab_smith5]

Nothing tests my patience quite like waiting for an 🥑 to ripen when you really want it now...like right now

[Gabby Smith @gab_smith5]

Someone please tell me why it’s a thing to get professional pictures taken with your boyfriend when you’re not engaged yet 🤨🤔

[Gabby Smith @gab_smith5]

And Chris Harrison coming in with the best and realist line of the night.. “But what if she’s just not that into you?” Has Colton not seen the classic movie with a bazillion A-list celebrities teaching us the fundamentals 😒 #TheBachelor

[Gabby Smith @gab_smith5]

What is it about TJMaxx/Marshall’s/HomeGoods that’s turns you into that person who answers the cashier’s question “Did you find everything okay?” with the “And then some!” comment 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Gabby Smith @gab_smith5]

@LivvEller13 @T_A_Smith How am I just now seeing this? 😍

[Gabby Smith @gab_smith5]

Anyone else sleep on both their arms in the middle of night..then wake up having a 10 second panic attack thinking you’re paralyzed in both arms? No? Just me?.. well here’s what it looks like

[Gabby Smith @gab_smith5]

Had a patient who was divorced tell me today there’s 3 rings in marriage:
1. the engagement ring
2. the wedding ring and
3. the suffeRING

My reaction:

[Gabby Smith @gab_smith5]

Anyone else get a little self conscious from comparing your windshield wiper speed to 🚘 around you? Like is this too slow or this too aggressive?

[Gabby Smith @gab_smith5]

@T_A_Smith @InkyJohnson Love this👍🏼💕

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

not to be overdramatic but this is the greatest 2 minutes and 20 seconds of my entire life https://t.co/cboJu5YqRG

[Gabby Smith @gab_smith5]

Lolol @WhitneyRoot @marleelaures https://t.co/demfCydVWW

[uncle bry 🇦🇷 @Bry_Nap]

Alright who snitched

[Brandon @Bpaint]

'Twas the night before playoff football in Kansas City...

[Gabby Smith @gab_smith5]

@lesliewilson21 hahahaha "I owe you my life" me to you after 23rd last weekend https://t.co/vYdGslqgeZ