Greg Ballard

I put words on paper for your entertainment.

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@_MyNameIsHenry_ @jefisk24

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

How Harden leading the Rockets to a 1st round exit in the playoffs

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@rodneyrothman Rumble from @ImageComics. A fantasy adventure with the darkest of humor and the biggest of hearts. A scarecrow monster with a giant sword, questing for vengeance, and hapless humans who get caught up in it all.

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Had a great time chatting about our upcoming film Car 86 on the red couch with @FanchonStinger . Thanks! @FOX59 . @justin_ks

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@NikkiWZPL @RitaRxoxo @smileyradioshow @ItsMadeeeline @MorganReith Sorry I didn't bring cupcakes...

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Officially put in my resignation at Warner Bros. Ready to embark on Car 86 with @justin_ks and… https://t.co/ciuv6lTuYL

[Greg Ballard @gaballard]

@PatMcAfeeShow Any chance you want to bring your comedic talents to the big screen? Shooting a feature in Oct. Have a cameo role for you.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Indianapolis Mayor Greg Ballard (@MayorBallard) made some bold predictions for his NCAA bracket

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/sZJvGoCLSt

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Recipe for a successful Super Bowl halftime show:
1. Sing one verse.
2. Dance for 3 minutes while riffing.
3. Repeat with new song.

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I'm glad we Americans judge the President's oath like it was a gymnastics floor routine at the Olympics.

There was a slight stutter: 9.3

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@CaitlinGerard That was quite a toss of the horseshoe I saw between the 2nd and 3rd quarter of last night's game. Great form, great results.

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Chicken n' Waffles sliders. What a great invention. http://t.co/j7zph6nF

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Photo: http://t.co/GXlcP1UM

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Road Trip Update: Just passed the KFC Yum! Center, home of the Louisville Cardinals - quite possibly the worst name ever for a sports arena.

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Hour one: Mayor Dad listens to his first Lady Gaga song, First Mom does Gangnam Style dance in the back seat to bluegrass music. #LordHelpUs

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It's sad that the anticipation of the drum solo for "In the Air Tonight" is now far greater than it ever was for the night before Christmas.

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I wish the creators of #Movember would've created Moctober instead so, at the end of the month, we could use our 'staches for Halloween.

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If my dream is any indication of the future, I can't wait for @THATAllenCovert to open up his Halloween-themed cupcake shop in CAA this week

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IU's bench is deeper than your mom. #IUBB

[Greg Ballard @gaballard]

If you're waiting in line to vote and want to hit on a girl, I find that it's best to not use the line "So you come here often?"