Gabi Marcus

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

we’re removing the part of the tour where you go through our office and see all the cubicles

[. @SuiNeltwork]

ariel’s legs exposed in new whistleblower footage

[. @SuiNeltwork]

when we reopen, the little mermaid will be able to say fuck

[. @SuiNeltwork]

just found out there is a walt disney world and they are apparently opening again. what the hell is this shit

[Gabi Marcus @gabbbbbbster]

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[lmao @aayylmao]

oh shit 2am time to fucking mow my lawn

[Maddie Wallace @mwallaaa]

Living at home is just a game of getting your packages from the front porch before your parents see

[lmao @aayylmao]

anyone wanna come over and throw fidget spinners at each other

[Gabi Marcus @gabbbbbbster]

@TUL_2010_Spring I love that I can use my accounting knowledge in the real world!

[Gabi Marcus @gabbbbbbster]

@JoeHeadTV we're not friends

[Maddie Wallace @mwallaaa]

Trying to figure out ways to twist all of your stories from school to make them Thanksgiving table appropriate

[Gabi Marcus @gabbbbbbster]

@gabbbbbbster update: couldn't find anyone to watch it with today, stay tuned for next weekend

[Gabi Marcus @gabbbbbbster]

Sending out search signals for anyone in the south who wants to watch the packer game with me today

[Gabi Marcus @gabbbbbbster]

@niiiiiiiiiiiice @BuzzFeed I'm crying thank you for this

[Gabi Marcus @gabbbbbbster]

USA women's Olympic gymnastics makes me emotional

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

My infant daughter's traumatized for life. 50 Shades of Grey = Worst fucking coloring book ever.

[Gabi Marcus @gabbbbbbster]

@JoeHeadTV @ClaytonVichich is he though

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Actual footage from the first date with my wife. Tried to surprise her and totally forgot I was a fucking shark.

[Gabi Marcus @gabbbbbbster]

Come watch your favorite girls lax team battle arrowhead one last time for the state championship! Carroll college at 1 tomorrow. Be there!

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

.@dylansprouse, bro you look like a drunk older man on vacation trying to pick up young chicks at the bar.